Google Yourself: How Many You's Are There?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh, there’s about 17,500 of me, and that’s with my name in quotes. I’m an actress, a high school student, a grad student in the UK, an art history professor, a member of an art gallery, an osteopath, and that’s just the first page of google.

Still haven’t found the real me in any one of those entries.

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Using my nickname, I get nothing.
Using my given name, I am:

  1. A continuing education counselor at the University of Connecticut.
  2. A high school JV basketball player at a Catholic girl’s school in Georgia. There was a picture of the team posted and her jersey number is my birthdate (23).
  3. Someone who submitted a bunch of poetry and artwork to some kind of magazine called “On Wings Of Light.” All I get is an order page, no examples.
    When I use my maiden name, all I get are hits on geneology sites for “me’s” that were born and died years and years ago.
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I’m a watercolor artist in England.

My dear friend, who is sitting next to me, is a steak house in Halifax, Nova Scotia. This is funny for two reasons:
a. She’s a vegetarian.
b. It’s not a very good steakhouse.

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With my middle name, I’m unique. Without it, apparently in my spare time I’m a British neurologist specializing in cognitive brain disorders.

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Ha! You inspired me, Eva Luna! (I’ve gone by my middle name my entire life, so it didn’t occur to me to search for my full name.)

Apparently, I’m the mother of some woman who was born in 1939 and recently died. Who knew?

If I just use my first and last names, I’m a Lt. in the U.S. Coast Guard that’s been cited for heroism, the author of a popular comic strip, a murder victim, and another cussed evangelist! Is there no permutation of my name not associated with evangelism? What the hell?

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I am:

A Cross Country Runner
Valedictorian of my high school class
A senior ME student in college (okay, that one was me)
A dealer of farming equipment in Australia
A British(?) Brigadier General leading troops in/around Basra Iraq
A dealer of mountain bikes in NZ
A Greenskeeper for a golf club
A CAD software developer

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I am a man; in fact I am a cabinet minister in Gabon. Otherwise, I’m just me.

I am not sure it would be possible to find two people with the same name who are more unalike.

The other DangerMom writes reams of Star Trek fanfiction, which, truthfully, kinda creeps me out.