I’ve just googled my real life name to find out that I am a not-very-good baseball player. I’m also some kind of quack “lifestyle coach”. I also show up in some very dull pages about financial brokerage (but that really is me).
So what are you?
Well apparently I’m a now deceased Air Force General as well as the author of Resistance and Integration.
Apparently my name is quite rare, because I seem to be nothing more than a 25 year old male resident of the Isle of Man.
Google very helpfully “fixes” the spelling of my last name because I share a name with a very famous American historical figure. The name is common enough that there are 10’s of thousands of hits.
It appears that I am a budget analyst/college professor in Sacramento (my father), and a police sgt. in Wheeling (no one I’ve heard of).
I am the head of the Computer Science department at Cambridge (same middle initial, too; doubly coincidental considering I’m a former CompSci major). I’m also apparently a big-name TV news anchorman in Australia.
Who knew?
I still seem to be the only one of me, unsurprisingly.
I’m a very well-regarded optometrist in Kansas City.
Somewhere he’s on a message board saying 'hey, I’m a professional musician in Wisconsin"
We are two, he & I.
I am a professor of cowboy literature at Emporia State University in Kansas, apparently.
I used to be the head chef at a pricey North Carolina resort but I seem to have moved on to another job that doesn’t have a website.
I am a nun.
Apparently I am a member of the Executive Women’s Golf Association of Santa Barbara. I hate golf. After my name change is complete (stupid social security office, only open M-F 9-4) I am an account director for a company that manages sponsorship between Kraft Foods and NASCAR. I hate NASCAR but I like Mac-n-Cheese, so I suppose I’ll take what I can get.
I’m just me, although I apparently belong to a lot a geeky mailing lists. That can’t be true…
(A friend of mine discovered his wife’s ‘other life’ as a call-girl through Googling her name 
)
Let’s see, I’m a Chicago man whos wife suffered a head injury, an historian who specializes in the far east, and evidently a man who was abused by his wife in Texas. Further investigation shows me as a man who writes Highlander fan fiction (hangs head in shame).
I’m a motown musician who’s toured and played with the likes of Miles Davis, Stevie Wonder, and Aretha Franklin.
In the UK, i appear to be an author of books abuot peace and forgiveness.
And in my home country of Australia, i’m a doctor who is also a policy expert in motor vehicle safety and bicycle safety.
I am a former baseball player and latterly (quite good, apparently) baseball coach at, amongst others, the Boston RedSox.
I mostly come up as an environmental engineer, but I’m also apparently the Treasurer of the Nanuet Hebrew Center, the President of the United Jewish Foundation of Metropolitan Detroit, a childrens’ ministry leader at the Cary Church of God (trying to cover all my bases), a real estate agent, and a recent Future Business Leaders of America Businessperson of the Year.
I’m the only me in the Googleverse.
But someone with my brother’s name has a wishlist on Amazon – which I discovered when I tried to find his wishlist and found one filled with New Age books. I just tried looking my brother up on Google, and the first few listings actually are for him, but apparently he’s also a salesman for the cargo division of a major airline.
Aperently I’m some sort of proffesor (several times over), an obscure fictional character, and a soldier with the nick-name of “Psyco.” I’m also a “gifted child,” a luitenent and a private in some sort of armed forces, a member of the Butler township in the 1800’s, and part of the “International Lightning Class New England District.” Intersting, considering the odd spelling of my last name.
I’ve never found anything interesting under my name… but my mom was apparently a playboy playmate and softcore porn actress.