Google/YouTube Nazis...

So I googled it, and there’s too much porn involving sex on the toilet, or “in” the toilet. Sex with the toilet doesn’t show up.

I won’t give up though. Maybe plumbing supply places?

I hate YouTube Nazis.

If the choice is between Google and the OP, I know which way I’m betting.

I hate Goozis. It’s always

Google miley cyrus nude [Search]

Did you mean: kill all Jews

I wouldn’t have thought Cocopebbles went well with whiskey.

That’s why I eat my cereal with Baileys.

Well my Sunday is now planned.

Well…

Yes, we may be on to something here. Irish corn flakes, here I come.

eta: or maybe Irish Rice Krispies, that could work.

If you Google “google youtube nazis”, this thread is the number one result.

Way to go, Jamicat.

And one time I was like, “I live in the real world, man.” I don’t need your Atlantic.com and tell that guy Jeeves he’s a shitty butler. I went to the market and some lady was swiping bar codes on a smart phone. A smart phone!

:confused:

I know where the bathroom is. I don’t need to look it up on Apple Maps.

I know how to make six different cocktails using creme de menthe. Ask me about the grasshopper joke and I’ll tell you without Ask.net.

But you have your “Google.”

Good luck! :smack:

There’s always the corollary to that rule that, if you can’t find porn of it, you have to make it…

(Don’t worry, you can draw it or use Photoshop).

You stole that from South Park!

Wait. WTF? I mean, I’m sympathetic to the Jews’ historical plight, but Miley Cyrus nude?!?!?!???!!

There’s your problem right there as Cocoa Puffs are clearly superior.

This deserves a prize!Hilarious. And just look at all the love poured into this!

-BB

Every couple of years I get up on Sunday morning, make a big pitcher of Bloody Marys, amd watch The Lost Weekend. I figure when the pathos overshadows the irony it’ll be time to quit drinking. It may not be a smart plan, but it’s one I can stick to.

You should, like, try it sometime.

^^

Font Nazi. Fontzi.

Now I’m picturing a poster with a young Henry Winkler in a black leather jacket doing his “not cool” expression: “Papyrus with Comic Sans? Heyyyyyy…”