Whumping on that mental midget George W. Bush is just too easy. Let’s get down to some nice evenhanded roasting here. Anyone who feels inclined to, please submit facts or anecdotes about this slimeball Gore.
Selling bulls at auction for ten times the price in exchange for clout? Put it here. “I started the internet?” This is the spot. “My wife, the loose censorship cannon?” Welcome aboard.
Let’s go!
[Superintendent Chalmers]
“Good Lord! The rod up that man’s butt must have a rod up it’s* butt!”
[/Superintendent Chalmers]
A more perfect description of Al Gore does not exist.
Bill Clinton reminds me of Barney Gumbel (braindead goofball), Hillary reminds me of Mrs. Krabappel (slutty bitch who fucks with kids’ minds), and Chelsea reminds me of Poochy the Rockin’ Dog (c’mon, the canine elements are all there).
Anyway, 'nuff with the Adams… I mean, Clinton family…
My take on Mr. Gore has always been (well, since the DNC, anyway): “Anyone who can make out with Tipper in public can NOT be a rational or intelligent person.”
Gore has already explained that all illegal activities took place while he was in the bathroom. Some of you guys seem to think that’s hard to believe or something.
Besides, Al and Tipper were the basis for *Love Story,*and he was the driving force behind the internet, so have a little respect.
Anth! Damnthracite! What am I going to do with you? Quimby has JFK’s voice and you compare him to Bush? (Kerflush) There goes all of my preconceived notions.
Your library listing alone cuts you so much slack that I am barely able to stand it!
I wouldn’t trust George Bush to run a convenience store, let alone the world’s most powerful country. If it was Bush’s Gas & Go instead of Bush’s Government and Oil Gravy Train, G Dub would be the night manager that the employees loved to work for because it meant they could goof off and steal candy bars and no one would notice.
Here’s a thought… has everyone heard of the “Smackdown Challenge”? The WWF’s offer to hold a debate 'tween Dubbers and Gore’ems, moderated by Jesse Ventura? Perhaps we should issue a “Doper Challenge” to the two of them… issue 'em both SN’s, and have them come to GD to duke it out there. Lieberman and Cheney can come along to be the bootlickers.
If Al Gore tells you that the sky is blue, you better look up. In response to previous posts, Bush HAS run many private company’s. Gore has been a parasite on the ass of the American taxpayers all his life (A/K/A career politician). If Gore has a problem with his dogs medication being cheaper than his mothers, he should just give her the dogs medicine. But wait, his staff admitted he lied about that to. I would bet you dollars to doughnuts that his real name is’nt even Al Gore. Bush may not be the sharpest, but Gore is a flat out liar.
But… but… but… butlook at BUSH… man, that guy’s clearly on mental-par with Forrest Gump, he can’t even say “subliminal”… It’s obvious that he can’t run a country, because everyone knows that appearances are everything.
I know Tipper is a crazy old bitch, but I saw some pictures of her from the late 60’s and 70’s and damn, would I like to knock the dust off that pussy!
And the only time he didn’t fuck it up was when President Daddy procured for him a lucrative oil deal with Bahrain. And he would have fucked up the Rangers, too, if he hadn’t have used his authority to force the town of Arlington into spending $20 million on a stadium.
Sure, Gore may be a crusty parasite, but Bush couldn’t run a major business to save his life.
