Yeah, thats the problem with Gore. All those special interests. The trial lawyers. The NEA. Those guys.
Not like the Pubbies, who are straightforward guys, really, not like politicians at all, but really in touch with the people. Rich people, mostly, but still, people. Bush, he’s a rancher. OK, first he got the hat, then he got the cattle, but still… He knows a polled heiffer from a hole in the ground. Probably. Didn’t his Daddy used to sit around eating pork rinds and watching Hoo Ha? Or was it Yay Hoo? And listening to Tommy Wynette and Wally Nelson.
And its not like he really agrees with all the weird shit that Tom DeLay says all the time, its just he’s too busy being a leader to say anything about it. Plus, he doesn’t want to hurt Ol’ Tom’s feelings, Texans being so sensitive and all. Delicate, you know?
The trouble with Al is that the same qualities that might make him a good President make him a terrible candidate, and vice versa with Bush. Al is wooden and clumsy, but he’s smart as all get out and has been studying for the job since he was in his twentys. He’s probably written more books than Bush has read.
Bush, on the other hand, is photogenic and reads his lines with almost Reaganesque conviction, though he has the intellectual depth of cottage cheese. I think he really believes the crap he spews, because he doesn’t know any better. He doesn’t know what a gallon of milk costs. He’s never had to decide which kid needs shoes now, and which can wait till next paycheck.
Would anyone be interested in the outakes from the Babba Wawa interview? About how his kids felt when the Pubbies bussed in people to surround the VP house in Washington and scream at them? “Get out of Cheney’s house” Remember?
But this is all years away, an eternity in politics. There’s some pretty ugly shit coming round the corners, after Our Leader endears us to the world and practices some more of that voodoo economics. We may look back on this as the good times.
Lordy.