Preach it, Al! (Gore Speaks...and the truth shall set us free!)

As I understand the chicago Reader’s policy, public speeches by public figures are fair game to reprint, so here’s a big fat chunk of what Al said in New York today (Actually, the speech as prepared, a full transcript of what actually came out of his mouth will be available later) with a little bolding by me: (The complete prepared text is available at moveon.org/gore-speech.html

Preach it, Al, preach it.

I have been largely absent from these forums for quite some time It is partly for personal reasons, my life is full and requires my attention. But it has also been partly because I just cannot bear it. Al Gore has eloquently outlined my feelings on the matter, without the weeping, the gnashing of teeth and the rending of garments that I would add if I were speaking.

I said when he was entered the White House that I found him the scariest person who could possibly be in that office, and if anything, he has managed to exceed my fears.

Now I leave you to defend him and call Gore a hysteric, which I fully anticipate someone among my conservative fellows will do.

No, I expect some of them will call him a traitor.

…but George W has “moved on” in regards to the falsehoods he has said, and so should we, right? :rolleyes:

Aside from giving the United States a bad name, George W gives Texas a bad name, which makes my blood boil at least as much.

Minnesota in the winter, Texas in the summer? I’m sorry, but your testimony cannot be considered as authored by a rational being.

Oh, and welcome home to whats-her-face.

You wound me, Boris.

I’ll try to make it up to you, Natasha.

http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/aguc?_ts=n&ls=collect&_e=3f32e&_v=3F32E3A8FowJaD08874539E6&_ts=y

You’ll either laugh yourself silly or run screaming from the room.

" The realism and exacting attention to detail demanded by today’s 12-inch action figure enthusiast are met and exceeded with this action figure."

Hey, I’m one of today’s 12-inch action figure enthusiasts, and my demands for realism are not being met!

Funny, I thought you were taller than that.

Congratulations to Al Gore for saying what a lot of people have been saying on this message board for quite some time. Next week, Al will speak on the Pope’s Catholicism.

He speaketh the truth, but he’s not exactly way ahead of the 8-ball here.

Wow. Where was this Al Gore when we needed him? Why didn’t he run his campaign with such eloquence and honesty? Must one leave public office to be able to tell it like it is?

I’m going to print out the original text and pass it out.

Rickjay, * we * know here, but we are also an unusually articulate, intelligent and enlightened group of people, even the conservatives amongst us can mostly be said to fit that description. (I was just this morning reflecting upon how much the Dope’s population seems to differ from the rest of the country in our attitude about gay marriage, for instance. Where are all those people who are so against it? They don’t seem to hang out here very much.)

That being true, Al is the first major public figure that I have heard of speaking anywhere near so unequivocally. His speech can safely be boiled down to him saying “Bush is a scary motherfucker who is rapidly warping pretty much everything we’ve ever cared about, and a slimy lying bastard to boot. Act now!”

You weren’t reading it right, Doc. She said she’s a twelve inch action figure enthusiast. Obviously she means she gets enthusiastic about action figures with twelve inches!

::: ducks and runs :::
Stoid: a remarkable post, and welcome back!

That has gotta be the longest OP I’ve ever seen.

Anyhow, I’d love to see Al run next year. It’d be awesome. Maybe the Democrats will be stupid enough to give him another chance to lose an election.

He won the last election. He wuz robbed.

I’m old and slow and haven’t got long to live. Please tell me: is that a genuine, real, honest-to-god ad for a real toy/action figure? I just cannot believe there would be a market for such a travesty. It’s a big joke, right? I’ve been whooshed, haven’t I? Please let it be a joke, I can’t stand it if it’s real. But if it is real, does sticking pins in a doll really work? What if one were to burn the thing?

Stoid, please stay now that you’re back.

Does that mean that the doll doesn’t look like the photo or that the President doesn’t look like the doll?

I wish Gore was running again. He’s already beaten Shrub once, but he’d probably decimate him this time. Gore looks like fucking Churchill now compared to “Dubya Dubya Three.”

I tried to include the whole thing, but the board wouldn’t let me. I discovered that the post limit is 20,000 characters, and the original, with spaces, was about 28,000.

And if that’s the only thing you can manage to say about it, I assume the truth of it all is evident to you.

Well Al is certainly better than the other Dem “options” at this point. I wonder if theres a petition or some way to get feedback to Gore.

I’m not above begging.

*Originally posted by LouisB *

Thanks for the invitation. I haven’t gone entirely, I drop in and read here and there, (laughed my ass off at the psychology of conservatives pit thread) throw out a sentence or two, I just don’t have the time or the heart to engage in pointless battles anymore, so I leave it to my more patient and often far more eloquent and amusing Boris comrades.

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