The thread title makes me merry.
My chicken crossed the road to the Home Appliance Centre and bought me a bigger one.
It comes with a 12month warranty too!!
Neener, neener. 
The OP has a point, guys. New rule around here: only make jokes that are necessary. Starting now.
I consider myself to be a person with a fairly well-rounded understanding of the world around me. Here is a complete list of all the things that I do not understand:
- The appeal of golf
- Baking
- Group theory
- Social cues
- Why Tim Kurkjian is allowed to be a sports broadcaster
- This thread
No.
That wasn’t necessary.
