Been a while since I’ve been to the boards, and I’m seeing lots of new names and faces on the people pages, so I just wanted to say Hey! How ya’all doing? Good to see the SDMB is still in the works as well as ever.
Hey, soulsling! We missed you at the last NYC Dopefest… 
Hope you’re doing well, and welcome back!
Long time no see, man! I’m glad you’re alright!
Jump right back into the orgy known as the Straight Dope!
Welcome back. You’ve been missed.
Hi Soulsling! I just wandered back, myself.
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Missed ya, sling!
Welcome back!
Yo, soulsling . . . great to have ya back!