astro
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Look what I found under my tree!
It’s a Yukon Denali in carbon metallic with a sandstone leather interior. It’s got a lot of goodies It’s got a few new additions for 2003 including XM satellite radio1!
It looks like this but in carbon metallic .
Thanks Santa! You’re the man!
That must be one big tree you’ve got there 
Kal
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Now I’m not jealous or anything, but I really hate you right now astro.
Git.

Kal
5
Okay, just had a word with Santa and it seems there’s been a small administrative error and that was meant to be sent to me.
Because he’s a little tired from last nights hectic schedule, he asks that you ship it to me and he’ll deliver your correct gift some time next week.
Geez, what did you do for (to?) santa this year to deserve that?

astro
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I get right on that Kal! 
Oh Damn I was afraid of that! Looks like a lump of coal again! :smack:
Kal
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Cool, now I just need to ask some of our lawyer Dopers if your post counts as a binding legal agreement.
Oh, and keep your dirty feet off the interior of my vehicle.
astro
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I sold this, and this, and this industrial building(s) among other things.