I am very, very grumpy today for a number of reasons, one of which is that I couldn’t get any damn sleep last night. I have a lot of work to do today, all of which requires significant powers of concentration, so coffee is a definite must right now.
So I go into the kitchen at work to pour a cup of coffee. Apparently, out of 50 people in this office, I am the only one capable of unloading the dishwasher when the person who normally does it is on vacation. I am also apparently the only one who is capable of putting on another pot of coffee, but I’ve ranted about that previously.
I unload the dishwasher, put on a pot of coffee, and while it’s brewing I start to assemble the necessary accoutrements to proper coffee enjoyment, namely milk and sugar.
Sugar packets in bin on countertop? Check.
Was there collective office milk in the fridge yesterday? Half-check: a little, but our office manager was out, and she’s the one who usually buys the milk, so Monday morning there wasn’t any…I can’t deal with milkless coffee, so Monday morning first thing I went out and bought a half-gallon, put my initials on it according to proper office etiquette, and went about my business. Our office manager then bought more milk, so I figured mine would last for a while.
This morning I opened the fridge to get my milk, and of the original half-gallon, which I have used for two cups of coffee, about 90% is gone. Now I like my coffee light, but almost a quart per 12-oz. mug of coffee is a tad light, even for me.
This means that in spite of the fact that this food item is clearly marked as mine, some of my colleagues were too damn lazy either to ask for petty cash to go buy milk for the office (easily accomplished with a 30-second elevator ride downstairs), so they decided to eat my food. I’m all for sharing, and if anyone had asked me if they could have a little milk, that would have been fine, but this sense of entitlement pisses me off. Is there some reason that I am supposed to supply milk for the office, because I’m the only one organized enough to purchase it? I’m not a goddamn cow!