My words could add nothing
Washington Post Story
What Satisfied Customers
Say About rent-a-negro©:
“I would like to know more… [her] speaking and writing voices are a surprise… I expected someone not so calm and endearing.”
M.P., County Employee
“She keeps my life interesting!” H.L., Artist
“I took her to the country club for lunch…all heads turned!”
“After seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME!”
E.P., Marketing Executive
“I’ve never gotten so much attention!”
-L.B., Corporate VP
“Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends.”
-D.L., Store Manager
“I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven’t been boring since!”
“My friends still ask, ‘how is that black friend of yours?’”
“I’m delighted to show her off!” G.B., University President
I hire illeagle aliens. They’re cheaper.
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
*Originally posted by gatopescado *
**I hire illeagle aliens. They’re cheaper.
Now, do you use the Greys or the Reptillians? I have always been partial to the nordics myself.
Hmmm… I hope no “rent to own” ideas pop up.
That got pretty nasty last time.
To be honest, I thought this was going to be a racial rant and I was curious about it. Ends up being tongue in cheek funny. I’m sure someone will find offense at it, though. Since anything about race relations continues to be a hot topic. Look at what happened to that Barber Shop movie. (this kind of mirrors the article)
btw, WTF is with the Washington Post’s site? Having to register, and then getting popups?! Arrgh!
Thanks for the laugh,
aww… i was gonna say that.
ftr, that woman is pretty smart.
Satire or not, her name (or, at least, her web site) is getting a lot of looks.
Performance art. gotta love it.
from WP story
I don’t know if it’s genius or heinous,
I’m still trying to gather my thoughts and come forth with an official stance
Ayo says she got the idea for the piece after years of being in all-white settings, fielding questions from people wanting to touch her hair, and playing the role of cultural ambassador.
concerning responces to her web site:
About a third are clueless and actually looking to rent her services for a golf outing, a graduation party, a corporate lawyer function. She hasn’t answered those yet; she’s thinking about turning those requests into the second part of her performance piece
I hope she goes forward with the second part.
Hmm… Someone’s gotta send that link to the “Friends” writers.
Here’s the funny part:
Do-It-Yourself Reparations Performance Project. I think that speaks for itself.