So, is it funnier that someone stole them or that they exist in the first place?
This is just too completely precious. I think I may be in love with it.
It’s so much wierder that they exist. If I saw something like that, I hace to get them, somehow. Theft would not be totally ruled out. But it’s funny to imagine that someone is actually getting off to them. 
In opposition to the really amorous among them, howzabout some with a sadistic bent?
Scroll down for better and more interesting ways to either kill or torture the little buggers.
<---- needs an ax or something to his head, doesn’t he?