Subtitled: I sing the body electric.
Powering cell phones. Boring.
Losing weight. Meh.
I wanna know when I can do the Jedi lightning from the fingertips thing. 
Of course, when this hits the sex trade, someone is going to be pulling in the bucks.
Yay, finally some decent implants! Maybe they can get to work on intracranial ports soon.
Don’t have to turn on the light to go to the bathroom
Love, Phil
Resistance is futile
Did these scientists work in the underwater city of Rapture?
I predict creepy little girls being followed around by guys in old dive suits soon to follow…