Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - creative ways to kill

Anyone play this game? If you have, you know that there’s ALOT of different ways to off people. Here’s some favorites…

  • Steal a vehicle with someone stuck inside. Drive around like a psycho while they scream their lungs out (this is really great when you’ve got a completely inappropriate song playing on the radio, or maybe some of the VROCK stuff). Then launch the vehicle into the water via incline ramp, jumping out at the last second. Then, if they try to get out (they’ll drown if they do), show no mercy with a sniper rifle head shot.

  • Fly a helicopter along the beach, tilting the rotor blades just so; a whirling fan of death for any unfortunate people foolish enough not to jump out of the way.

----- This one doesn’t kill, but it would be great if it did. If you stand over a body with the chainsaw, you can aim it straight down and really bring on the gore. If you stand on top of a moving car, you won’t fall off; you’ll just ride around on it. Unfortunately, you can’t mix the two. If you try to nail a passenger through the roof of a car with the chainsaw, it’ll cut, but they won’t get hurt. They’ll just run away. Dang.

One time I somehow managed to steal a minivan or something with like three other people in it. The hysterical screaming had me laughing so hard I was crying. I think they all just ran out when I stopped though, I never even thought of sending them into the water.

Shooting the tires out of any motorcycle that a guy is riding on and then following them is pretty damn funny, especially the PCJ600 riders…lots of hang time!

I don’t play the game, I just watch my son out of the corner of my eye and he comes across some pretty funny cheats…especially when he gets the tank cheat and the low gravity cheat working; he’s flying around in the tank shooting at helicopters and parking the tank on top of a high rise!

Get kitted out with the Uzi and a lot of bullets, jump onto the bonnet of a passing car and let the owner drive you around town while you rattle everyone in sight.

Another fun trick with the Hunter helicopter: hover just above the beach and spin in circles, opening fire with the gun or rocket launchers. It’s amazing how fast you’ll get 6 wanted stars. Then, of course, you can hunt down the police helicopters.

Call me old school, but I just like hauling ass down the beach in a sports care, rocking out on VROCK, and running people over.

I’ll let you guys know May 13th.

[sub]Stupid PS2 console owners. Always getting the GTA games before us PC users. I’ll show them.[/sub]

Run over a pedestrian with a car and burnout on his head. Doesn’t kill, but looks pretty brutal

How about this…

Get an adrenaline pill, then punch somebody. When he’s in midair, switch to your revolver and shoot him…

Good times…

pick up people in your taxi, take them to a parking garage then kill and rob them

I like that you can hack someone’s head off with the sword.

Spurting blood!

I like damaging cars to the point of exploding, aiming towards a group of pedestrians, and then diving out at the last second. Once it hits a wall or building, it blows, taking everyone with it. If you send it towards some cars, you’ll set off a chain of kabooms.

Gives “car bomb” a whole new meaning.

I also start fistfights sometimes, just to see if I can take 'em without weapons.

i like fist fighting with the security idiots, even after they pull out their guns, then after i kill the first one and snag his crappy pistol, use it to take out the other 2 or three that show up to help their friend. Makes up for failing Checkpoint Charlie 10 times in a row (stupid boats, i hates them!)

I beat down a guy who was running from the cops, and got the $50 good citizen bonus.

Then an ambulance arrived and the paramedics revived him.

I beat him down again, and got another $50.

The paramedics revived him again.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

I think I made about $1000 off the guy before getting bored and wandering off.

My favorite way to kill people (cops, specifically) is to get a few stars and have them chase me into my garage. Then I leave, the door closes behind me, and the cops starve to death. (Well, technically, they just kinda disappear, but I like to think they ate each other first. :smiley: )

I’ve always enjoyed the jumps; especially stuff like hitting them with just a couple of wheels, turning just as you hit, and so forth.

But nothing beats landing a flying ambulance on a pedestrian.

Or a taxi. Drop off 100 passengers, and your taxis will be able to jump into the air and land on helpless passersby. Wheeee!!

Dude, I have got to get this game.

Come on May 13th!

Only 27 more days. Damnit!

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle and smacking people in the head with the front wheel is fun.