He sounds like a cross between Chuck Norris and The World’s Most Interesting Man.
Considering that Mount Baekdu is where Kim Jong Il was said to have been born, according to his official hagiography, I would not be at all surprised if this awakening of the volcano became a part of the mythology as well.
If your missile makes it to orbit, your missile is not working properly.
The North Koreans’ better drop in the one thing that rules them all and binds them before that volcano seals itself up again.
Hunger?
That’s exactly how I heard it.
Korean barbecued ribs.
The hell is with that?
The Russkies have them, too.
One does not simply walk into North Korea.
Not from the south end, anyway.
In North Korea, labor camp IS volcano.
If the volcano does blow, the NKs would probably say it blew at the Beloved Successor’s command. Or whatever they’re calling him this week.
Or they’ll blame it on the US of A or it’s running dog imperialist lackeys.
Soon it will be reported that Kim executed a traitorous relative by throwing them into a live volcano.
Huh, awhile ago someone asked how is it that the North Korean dictators managed to keep most of the people in the dark, turns out that they literally keep them in the dark.
And I said then that it looks as dark as Mordor.
And now…
[Sean Bean]
They have a Mount Doom!!..
[/Sean Bean]
Oh, relax, for heaven’s sake.
It’s not like they can launch it at their enemies.
Can they?:eek:
–G!
Depends how they feel about China this week.
What we need to do now is to find a short guy with hairy feet who can go drop a ring into it.