Technically it’s always had one, but it seems to be waking up.
What would be the response to this thing going ka-blooey? It’s right on the DPRK/China Border.
Sacrificing virgins to appease the great volcano god, natch.
Finally, a worthy location for Kim’s Evil Headquarters of Evil.
Great-every time it burps he’s going to take credit for it.
One day, we are going to either invade or the regime will collapse, and if we don’t find sharks with frikkin’ laser beams, I’m going to be very VERY disappointed.
It will be known as the Un Volcano.
Clearly an imperialist effort contrived by a joint US-S. Korea-Japan conspiracy. They’ll probably have to fire some missiles into the ocean in response.
The Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to create a line of them across the entire border.
It’s those darn running dog lackeys of the imperialist fascist oppressors again. :mad:
No problem for them, if it gets out of hand, they’ll just either pretend it’s not happening or send it to a labor camp.
In Russia, labor camp send YOU to volcano! :eek:
Those North Koreans got missiles that don’t make it to orbit, buildings that can’t be inhabited, smartphones that can’t actually be used… and now they can’t even have a damned mountain that can’t be assured of not blowing up. Those guys can’t get anything right.
Well, if it erupts, you can guarantee they’ll blame it on the US.
And probably claim that it was meant for Pyongyang, but the Superfluous Leader deflected it with his bare hands.
Supreme Leader will probably state that he has discovered “new mineral deposits” with an ambient source of energy which will lower the need for heating the average home this winter.
After winning/sweeping the world cup this summer, North Koreans must feel pretty lucky…
I am probably far more amused than I should be imagining the OP being said aloud in Sean Bean’s voice.
You wouldn’t think that was funny if you’d read World War Z. shiver
Sean Bean or Mister Bean?
North Korean volcano best volcano.