I had one during my early 20s that had a key with the red circle and line through it that read, “No thanks, I’m drinking”.
One, that a friend saw at a trader’s village, said something about a woman’s “area down there” being shaped like a taco. The real kicker is that the woman he was with was wearing a t-shirt that read, “I’m the taco”. Tacky at it’s best.
Hey, ThisYearsGirl, you don’t mean the DC punk band Scream, do you? The Stahl brothers, and that Nirvana guy? I used to go see them every chance I got.
My CD of their '96 reunion still has the ticket from the show inside the cover.
It was in the movie ‘Something Wild’: the nasty motel morning after, he goes to make a hungover telephone call, the local gives him some whitish stomach relaxer. Wearing a shirt that said:
I ain’t loved you since you ate my dog!
I’m currently wearing my favorite. Only Sluggy Freelance fans get it; everyone else either looks blank or offers some variation on “That’s rather gruesome, isn’t it?” It’s a picture of this kitten sitting amidst bloody smears and pawprints looking innocent. At the top, it just says “KITTEN”. At the bottom, it says “Got Milk?”
There’s a bar nearby called Barracuda, and I have their shirt that just says BITE ME on the front.
Regarding the biker shirt (…Bitch fell off!), I’ve seen Biker Momma’s wear If you can read this the bastard won’t let me drive!.
Personal faves I happen to own
You will Obey Me
668 Neighbor of the Beast (with the little equal opportunity housing logo)
God’s busy. Can I help you? (with a cool Satan’s head and the second half letters looking like they’re melting in fire)
555 A Lesser Evil
I’m Smiling Because they Haven’t found the Bodies yet
Coroner’s Office (yellow letters on blue shirt)
The best one I’ve seen is a shirt, totally blank except for a few words, printed REALLY small in the front. To read them, you need to get really close.
“Nosy little fucker, aren’t you?”
My So got me one that says “multiple orgasm donor.” I’m too embarassed to wear it much. :o My absolute favorite is now in rags. It says Marin County. It was my sister’s, who’s been gone now about 12 years. (It was in rags when I got it!)
My favorite T-shirt has J. O’Barr’s The Crow on it, and it’s getting thinner and thinner . . . I’m very sad that someday it will sigh and turn into a pile of grey lint, 'cause then I won’t be able to sneer when everybody who sees it and says, “Hey, that movie rawked!”
My cleverest T-shirt says, in big letters: “You want to know what’s my problem?” Then in fine print, it has a general relativity problem written out. At the bottom, in big letters, it says, “What’s YOUR problem?”
My shameful secret is that as far as general relativity goes, well, I’m not fit to grease the wheels on Stephen Hawking’s wheelchair. I’m tempted to make up a new T-shirt with the radiative transfer problem I really work on.
…but my dad got one once, possibly when he retired, that said “IBM” on the front in their corporate bar-font, and on the back it said “This side intentionally left blank”.
I realize that jokes that have to be explained aren’t funny, but I thought there might be some IBM’ers on the board who would enjoy it. For those not in the loop whos curiosity is killing them, “This page intentionally left blank” is written in small print in the middle of thousands of pages of IBM technical manuals.
I saw one once that said “Free Mustache Rides”. Gotta get me one of those (the shirt, that is)
A friend of mine told me about a T-shirt she saw
in London that I would love to get. It has
Wylie Coyote choking Road Runner by the neck
and underneith it says, “Beep Beep now Motherfucker!!!”