Hentai. 'Nuff said.
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There’s also the closing credits of Toy Story 2, in which Mrs Potato Head shoves a pair of gnashing teeth into Mr Potato Head, via his rear orifice: I tell you, that Lasseter guy’s got some serious issues.
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Wouldn’t that be an anus dentata? I think the issue here is more with Hasbro, as this is how Mr. Potato Head keeps his spare parts. (Now I’m having this bizarre image of a Mrs. Potato Head in which her parts are stuck in her vagina rather than her anus.)
Nobody has mentioned the sandworms from Dune yet, have they?
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Well, she was probably a lesbian anyway. [d&r]
The Tremors graboids don’t kill any females, do they?
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Yes, the doctor’s wife. She was in the car that got buried. Other than her, there were only 4 females in Perfection and they all survived (Heather, Mindy, Mindy’s mom, scientist chick).
[QUOTE=Scissorjack]
The close runner-up is The Lion King: once you’ve got the words “vagina dentata” into your head, it’s impossible to hear “Hakuna Matata” any other way…
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Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth.
[QUOTE=Johanna]
Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth.
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Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina. And let’s not be forgetting the Watcher In The Lake - much more bedentured than Tolkien’s, which I remember as mostly being pallid writhing tentacles - attempting to convey the pretty young Frodo into its toothy maw, whilst being pierced by arrows and swords by the remainder of the wholly male Fellowship.
I may have to rent Talk to Her again; somehow I missed that part.
I should mention that there’s a 15th Century French fable called “The Chevalier Who Could Make Cunts Talk”. No teeth, though.
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And how about Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors? Flowers have always been symbolic of the feminine, and in fact are botanical sexual organs (or, technically, they house the sexual organs).
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[QUOTE=Johanna]
Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth.
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[QUOTE=Scissorjack]
Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina.
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Beatcha all in post #6 
Maybe that’s why the French made the film Le Sexe qui Parle, which predated the above-mentioned American film Chatterbox by two years.
No teeth, but talking.
[QUOTE=Scissorjack]
Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina. And let’s not be forgetting the Watcher In The Lake - much more bedentured than Tolkien’s, which I remember as mostly being pallid writhing tentacles - attempting to convey the pretty young Frodo into its toothy maw, whilst being pierced by arrows and swords by the remainder of the wholly male Fellowship.
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Gender aside, Old Man Willow was the best example of this in the whole of LotR. (“Master Merry’s caught in a crack!”) – but Jackson ignored that whole chapter, “The Old Forest”.
[QUOTE=Johanna]
Gender aside, Old Man Willow was the best example of this in the whole of LotR. (“Master Merry’s caught in a crack!”)…
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He was a pussywillow?
[QUOTE=Scissorjack]
He was a pussywillow?
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ROFLMFAO