"Greatest Jewish Sports Legends", and other nominees for World Shortest Books

Zombies? Was about to make this treadgame, but remembered this one from a few years back.

How not to be so obviously gay by Ricky Martin.

John MacEnroe.

Maybe someone already beat me to this, but (and apologies if these were all supposed to be sports-related): “Sensitivity 101 by Adam Sandler”.

How to be a good sport by John McEnroe

Pete Rose

The evils of gambling and match fixing by Pete Rose
Emma Watson

My Acting Career After Harry Potter by Emma Watson.

Bruce Jenner.

How To Stay Off The Cover Of Tabloids by Bruce Jenner

Ted Cruz.

Your Humble Servant: All the Times I Have Put Others Before Myself by Ted Cruz.

U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont)

How I am well known overseas, by Senator Sanders.

Antonin Scalia.

All the Mistakes I am Willing to Admit I’ve Made, by Justice Antonin Scalia.

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, Mayor of Baltimore.

Methods to reduce and eliminate Police racism by Stephanie Rawlings-Blake.

Lionel Messi.

(OT: Why isn’t this a perfect Thread Games thread?)

Moving to Thread Games.

Lionel Messi’s Guide to Handball

Christian Bale

How to get along with your co-workers, or “Oh, Goooood For You!”

Calvin and Hobbes

How To Keep Your Imagination From Getting Out of Control, by Calvin & Hobbes

Samuel L. Jackson.

Sweet, Sensitive, Non-Violent Characters I Have Portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson

Joe Pesci

Profanity ruins a film and why I avoid it by Joe Pesci.

Dave Batista.