Top 20 Shortest Book List

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

  2. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

  3. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino

  4. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

  5. MY LIFE’S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan

  6. THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates

  7. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

  8. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

  9. AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

  10. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

  11. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

  12. DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

  13. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

  14. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

  15. ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres

  16. MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

  17. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

  18. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

  19. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the World’s Number One Shortest book…

MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton

Any others?

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FUNNY LISTS I FOUND ON THE INTERNET by Shanin
sorry, I’m grumpy today…

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How about:

The Differences Between Dilbert and Real Life
And if you remember the movie Airplane!:

Famous Jewish Sports Legends

Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
http://members.aol.com/psiekier

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me to…

Witty Comebacks by Da Ace

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Compliments I Have Given, by Alphagene

Lite Beers I Have Enjoyed, by UncleBeer

Trolls I Call Friends, by WallyM7

Why Cleveland is Better Than New York, by Ukelele Ike

Why Modern Films Are Better Than The Silents, by Eve

People I Have Not Sucked Up To, by Aha

People I Have Not Told To Lick My Bag, by Satan

Coherent Ideas of Creationists, by DavidB

Reasons I Wish To Emigrate To The USA, by CanadianSue

Coherent Thoughts, by Bjorn

Ways In Wish Rush Could Improve Their Songs, co-written by Falcon and Coldfire

Why I Like Diplomats, by ChiefScott

My Heterosexual Tendencies, by Esprix

Normal, Sane People I Call My Friends, by SqrlCub

People I Do Not Mock, by pldennison

And apologies to all those not included; this is just what struck me at this time. More likely to follow. Feel free to add your own.

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Okay, sorry to post directly under myself, but that one for Satan just plain sucked. Please replace it with:

My Fond Memories of Heatherlee, by Satan.

Also, add in:

The Most Private Parts Of My Life, by Ayesha

Why I Am A Republican, by SwimmingRiddles

Why I Am A Democrat, by Mullinator

How Jesus Saved Me, by cmkeller, with a foreword by CKDextHaven

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My Little Black Book, By Mark Serlin.

A List Of Words That Should Never Be Misspelled, By Sealemon88.

Things I Haven’t Shoved up My Ass, by Satan < ducking >.

Things To Know About Dealing With Blizzards In Houston.

The Undying Legacy Of N’synch.

(And, since I already got one half of the Satan/Drain Bead team mad at me…) Buffalo Bills: Super Bowl Champions.

How To Win Friends And Influence People, by Vlad The Impailer.

Keep It Short! by Phaedrus.

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Different Ways To Spell “Bob”

All The Numbers Bigger Than Infinity

All The Cites Made By Newbies
And a list by our fellow 'Dopers… (and ex-'Dopers)

Trolls That Shouldn’t Be Banned by Coldfire

'Dopers I Haven’t IM-ed by OgreFade

All My Serious Posts by Tracer

(Please, take those as nothing but humor… 'specially you, Tracer).

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More.

“Reasons Baseball is Better Than Hockey,” by Max Torque.

“Marijuana, the Evil Weed,” by aenea.

“My Love For Mark Serlin,” by Byzantine.

“Jokes Too Bad For Even Me To Tell,” by Sealemon88.

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OK, this looks like fun. First off, this classic is missing:

The Great German Book of Humour

In the same vein:
The Irish Guide to Sobriety
How to get rid of your millions - Scottish Style
The Italian Guide to Becoming a Trustworthy Government Official
The Spanish Guide to Animal Rights
The Swiss Guide to Live an Exiting Rock 'n Roll Life
The French Guide to Becoming a Great Hospitable Person Towards North American Tourists
And now, some Doper Books.
Coldfire - A Genius Misunderstood, by Mark SerliRainLust
Serious Threads I have Started, by JohnLarrigan
Stuff I have no Opinion About, by SingleDad
Dopers who are taller than me, by Mullinator
How to be Invisible to Male Dopers, by Michi
Jokes About My Ass That Were ROFLMAO Funny, by Satan

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FUN WITH CIGARETTES by Shayna

THE EVILS OF ALCOHOL by UncleBeer

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MY CONVERSATIONS WITH CECIL- by AHA

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A Page For Every Brain Cell I Have, by Concrete

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I know… I know… I have had many unusual friends. I just moved so much that I was able to meet and greet tons of freaks. :slight_smile: Freaks are still the best.

Now that this thread isn’t a simple regurgitation of a list, I think I will add to it.

“Why we think Micheal Masterson was cool” could be by anyone here except MM or his alter ego.

“Silo, The Pinnacle of Evolution” by Coldfire.

“Str8 men’s meat eating mamas whom I’ve slept with.” by Otto. (Notice the colloquial use of “str8” that Otto uses.)

“Shut up, I can hear you.” by Canthearya. (lame but a start)

“Places I won’t travel to meet Dopers.” by Falcon. Love ya. Mean it. :wink: You have gone quite far to meet some of our postmates.
HUGS!
Sqrl