Books that will never be written!

Well, I just thought it was an interesting idea for a thread… I should start it off, but at the moment I’m pulling a blank.

I think the title says it all, run with it!

How to Succeed with Women, by yours truly.

The Art of the O.P. Example by Ludo

heehee…

Welfy’s Guide to Getting an A+ in Calculus.

How about these…

Why dianetics is wrong by L. Ron Hubbard

How to disarm a mail bomb. by Theodore Kazinski

Long live Slavery! by Abraham Lincoln

How to disband a union. By Jimmy Hoffa

How to speak eloquently in public by Dan Quayle

My life as a Bum by Bill Gates

to be followed by: * My Life as a Bunny* by Janet Reno

to be followed by: Foriegn Poicy 101 by George W. Bush

Spelling 101 by Ludo

Believable Noms de Plume by Chickenscratch Q. Tofuman, Ph. D.

A Guide to Consice Writing: How to Prevent Pamphlets, Essays, Novellas, Reports, Plays, Billboards, The Backs of Cereal Boxes, and Hundreds of Other Works from Becoming Unimaginably Longwinded, Volume XXVI.

Zee Krate Djurrrmen Booke of Hjoomur

I’m sure you’ll figure the accent out.

I Love New York, by racinchikki

1001 whale recipies by greenpeace

A laypersons guide to rational thought by any “cristian scientist”

The art of Courteous Warfare by William T. Sherman

How to paint pictures of people who look comfortable by Fransisco DeGoya

Great Jews I have known by A. Hitler
::sorry::

African-American Hockey Stars.

My Dinner with Malcolm X, by George Lincoln Rockewell.

A Surefire Guide to Picking Up Women, by Emo Phillips.

The Book of Good, Clean Mormon Living, by Keith Richards.

Make Friends Wherever You Go, by Sadaam Hussein.

Three Best Actress Oscars on My Fireplace Mantel, by Pia Zadora.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Guidebook, by Pat Buchanan.

The Art and Science of Surgical Airstrikes, by Edward Teller.

How to win a battle by Ambrose Burnsides

500 weight gaining tips by Calista Flockhart

500 weight loss tips by Dom Delouise

A Critical Work on the Evolution of Philosopical Thinking in Western Civilization.

and

Women, Minorities and the Mentally Challenged I Admire.

Howard Stern. :wink:

How To Avoid Being an Ephemeral and Superficial Singer- Britney Spears

Why People Who Read Horror Novels are Morbid and Dangerous- Stephen King (in less than 400 pages!)

Maybe Life Isn’t All About Sex…- Sigmund Freud

Be A Team Player!- Vince Lombardi

How to Keep your Mouse in your House- William Clinton :slight_smile:

The Book To Make Women Over the Internet Abhorr and Loathe You- Gunslinger

Why the Grinch Decided to Get Stoned Christmas Eve- Dr. Seuss

I could go on for hours here. This IS therapeutic!

The Rock Climber’s Guide Book by oldscratch

The Art of Good Taste by Liberace

Hollywood Respect by Ed Wood

Ebony and Ivory by Louis Farrakhan

Biodegradeable Schmiodegradeable by Ralph Nader
Whoopee, this is fun.