Dude, I just made all that shit up by Cecil Adams.
“Truth, Honor, and Respectability” by Rev. Al Sharpton
“The Kama Sutra” as translated by Dr Seuss
“The Internet: A Historical Overview” by Al Gore
“Mastering Dramatic Acting” by William Shatner
<i>1001 Great Gourmet Meals</i> by Mahatma Ghandi
“e.e. cummings’ guide to capital letters” (foreward by archy)
“Martha Stewart’s Guide to Canned Supermarket Food, Volume 1”
The art of eating Pork by Al Lieberman
It’s all about me by Mother Theresa
Why god is dead By Pope John Paul XIII
Peace In Our Time by Ian Paisley
Straight To The Point: Lessons In The Art Of Succinct And Interesting Writing by D H Lawrence
Canberra – A Crazy Place To Live by pretty much anyone who’s been there
Works of NON-fiction:
What Really Happened by O.J. Simpson
What Really Happened by John & Patsy Ramsey
What Really Happenend by Tawana Brawley
Also: How to type correctly while giving directions
over the phone to a person who doesn’t really speak
English by Annie-Xmas
“Why I Gave Up Hunting” by Ted Nugent
“Jim Walters Guide to Purchasing a Double-Wide Trailer”
“My Autobiography” by J.D. Salinger
“Ya Know, Maybe the Liberals DO Have the Right Idea About the Economy” by Rush Limbaugh
Queen Coal!
(subtitled)
An expose of how the big energy companies lie, steal, suppress, silence, influence, pressure, extort, and openly rape and sodomize the entire planet and all of humanity to make a profit by denying the people solar power (which comes straight from God!) and free-energy devices that could lead us all into a golden age of happiness where we live forever in eternal youth and beauty as gods and goddesses.
by Anthracite
also…
Cereal-Box Lyrics (or why it’s OK to hate the Beatles) by pepperlandgirl. (this is destined to receive the same attention as her best-selling book The Kansas City Chiefs - Heroes of the New Millenium)
Listen with Your Heart to Jesus by David B
Satan on our Campuses - the Gay Manifesto for Amerika by Esprix and the Reverend Fred Phelps.
Cajun Chef Wood Thrush’s Guide to Tracking, Identifying, Preparing, and Cooking Native Birds of North America by, ironically, Wood Thrush
Neil Pert - A Descent Into Madness by Coldfire
And finally:
My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Cat Food by concrete.
Losing Graciously—Tonya Harding
Decriminalizing Sex—Ken Starr
Subtle Yet Sexy—Rosie O’Donnell
America: Un País para Todos—Patrick J. Buchanan
The Hypocrisy of the “Liberal Media” Myth—Larry King with Rush Limbaugh
The Art of Spelling—J. Danforth Quayl
“The Friendly Butterfly” and Other Poems—Trent Reznor
Catcher in the Rye II: Day of the Ninja—J.D. Salinger
How to Make Your Millions and Retire by the Age of 25 by Crunchy Frog
How to Find Emotionally Stable Women for Long Term Relationships by Crunchy Frog
My Life as the Greatest Sex Machine Ever by Crunchy Frog
Controlling Your Temper by Crunchy Frog (some of the posters will understand that one)
The Electrician’s Guide to Safe Wiring by Crunchy Frog (see this thread for an explanation and there’s another one somewhere, but I can’t find it.)
I actually own “Everything Men Know About Women” by Dr. Alan Francis (a blank book). I’ve filled up 8 pages so far.
"Marriage works best when at least one of the wedded is committed.
How doubly unfortunate, therefore, the decline in long-term, high-security psychiatric facilities."
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*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man *
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Never? Too bad. I would love to read that.
The Newcomer’s Guide to Living in America by Pat Buchanan
A Concise Explaination of Life on Earth, it’s Origins and Future by God
Why’s Waldo: A Children’s First Guide To Existentialism
More children’s books:
Bi-Curious George
Heather’s Mommy Has Supernumerary Nipples
Even more childrens books:
Clifford, the Big Red Festering Wound
- Dave
I thought that’s what Hop on Pop was about.
Are you sure you didn’t wanna post that in the NAMBLA thread?
…forward written by George W. Bush.