Books that will never be written!

The Day Rastahomie Got a Good Job by Anybody

Why You Should Go Visit Universal Studios Florida by Michael Eisner

Why I Finally Broke Down and Let My Husband Buy a PlayStationII by Mrs. Rastahomie

The English language, by Anniz.:slight_smile:

How to Appeal to Members of the Human Race Above the Age of Thirty- Cast of Dawson’s Creek

The Fine Art of Articulation- Kurt Cobain

Appreciating People No Matter How Different They Are- Dr. Laura

Donuts: Eating Your Way to a Coronary Bypass- Homer Simpson

Medical School: Years of Hard Work and Hell- Dr. Nick Riveria

Time Management by Medea’s Child

Picking A Nick That Sticks by Anthracite. Forward by UnaVixen.

‘The Story of My Presidency’ by Al Gore.

Just Say No, by Timothy Leary (forward by Bob Marley).

I Always Pay Up When I Lose a Bet, by jti and odieman.

Great Swiss Naval Battles
by Arnold Winklereid
Lighting Effects for Radio Broadcast Production
by Douglas Trumbull

The Holocaust was Wrong, so was Hitler -Pat Buchanan

Free Money, Communism and the 57 Percent Tax -Ralph Nader

How to be called a Liberal and a Conservative -Bill O’Reilly

Making a Marriage Work -Eminem

Will Power -Bill Clinton

Staying Healthy During the Hockey Season-Saku Koivu*

Men Are Cool -Alanis Morissette

The Many Wonders of The Penis -Mellisa Etherage

*Gotta be a hockey fan for this one

A Boxing Promoter’s Handbook of Ethical Guidelines

Chicken Soup for the Stomach

“I understand everything about life but decided to pack it in early”

The penis appreciation book by andygirl
Why yes, it is a choice by Hasteur
Old movies suck and other revelations by Eve
Will someone stop those damned bagpipes? by Kilt-Wearin’ Man
8 glasses of water a day for better health by Uncle Beer
My life as an academic by Jack Dean Tyler
How to be a private person by SPOOFE and Homer

Too bad…I’d buy it.

Thought of some more:

The beauty of groundhogs by Scylla
Francis Bacon was Shakespeare by DRY
Waxing philosophical: in depth analysis of my finest posts by Silent Bob
Why Budweiser is the superior brew by Coldfire
What the hell are you asking me for? by Esprix
Why speaking only one language is a good thing by matt_mcl

My book will never be written, because I’m too damn lazy to write it.

Won’t somebody please think of the children?!: Why Marijuana is Destroying American Culture by Harry Browne.

Secrets of a Successful Marriage II by Ross Gellar (He of “Friends”)

Complete Idiots Guide to Grammar by George W. Bush (Foreward by Dan Quayle)- sorry if someone’s already done an idea like this

Living in the Shadow of a Great Man: Agonizing Years of Hell by Ed Zotti (…actually maybe he WOULD write a book like this…)

Right up there with “Kilt-wearin’ Man’s Guide to Polka Music”

The Bible II - in my own words… by God

The Art of Calm (or How to think like you have 9 lives)… by Ren

The Bible II (supplemental addition) - The 10 Amendments

  • Acting, The Craft * - Melanie Griffith
  • 10 Minute Meals on a Budget * - Martha Stewart
  • How to Say ‘No’ to a Job Offer * - Regis Philbin
  • The Art of Seduction * - Al Gore
  • Guilty As Charged * - Alan Dershowitz
  • Living within Your Means * - Toni Braxton