Earth Girls Are Easy, by the Doctor, of Gallifrey
Return to the Gold Standard! by Cyberleader
Sign Language by the Emperor Dalek
Padding Your Manuscript by Professor Strunk
Captain Kirk’s Guide to Abstinence
Controlling Your Temper by Harlan Ellison and Dennis Miller
The Last Dangerous Visions, by Harlan Ellison
Quit Drinking by Inspector Endeavor Morse
Quit Smoking by Dennis Leary
Guide to Vegetarianism, ibid.
World History and Pop Culture by George W. Bush