"Greatest Jewish Sports Legends", and other nominees for World Shortest Books

Avoiding Awkward Social Entanglements, by Levi Johnston

Donald Trump

The art of the inconspicuous toupee, by Donald Trump.

M. Night Shyamalan

How To Have Staying Power in Hollywood by M. Night Shyamalan

Bret Michaels

Douchebaggery: What It Is and How to Avoid Having It by Brett Michaels

Next up:

Joss Whedon

Why real life is so better than whats on screen by Joss Whedon.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Why We Need a Bigger Government

John Hinckley Jr.

Sure “Fire” Methods to Impress Girls by John Hinckley Jr.

Next up:

Kristen Bell

Hitting the Bullseye: How to Score with Celebrities You Admire, by John Hinckley Jr.

Next: . . .

Edit on preview: Mahaloth beat me to it. But I’ll post my suggestion for Hinckley anyway, and we’ll go with Kristen Bell

Why you should not follow in Dad’s footsteps

Lord Denning.

The Importance of the Greater Good, by Lord Denning

Andrew Jackson

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“The Duellist” by Andrew Jackson.

Tiger Woods

The merits of monogamy by Tiger Woods

Seeley Booth.

How To Handle A Socially Adept Partner by Seeley Booth

Chad Ochocinco

The Art of Subtle Symbolism by Chad Ochocinco

Lassie

Woof!

Ed Mc Mahon

“A little exercise never hurts” by Andrew Jackson

Cecil Adams

Doh, gazzumped, please ignore

Still Fighting

Andrew Jackson

Cecil Adams: Ignorance is Bliss: a practical guide to living

David Letterman

Why I avoided Television by David Letterman

Joel Schumacher.