Here’s a custom sig for you:
Back off, man. My brother’s a lawyer.
That should scare off most potential mashers.
Thank you, Wally!
Back off, man. My brother’s a lawyer. (Thanks, Wally!)
You’re welcome, GB.
That’s assuming I would actually do anything to help the Bean out. 
Actually, around here a more useful sig might well be: Back off, man. My sister’s a historian.
(or is that an historian, hmmmmm?)
Obviously, neither of you are grammarians.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Huh? 
Sorry… That wasn’t meant as a criticism, just an apparently lame attempt at humor. I just meant that if you were grammarians, one of you would have a definite opinion on “a historian” or “an historian” and would have told the other.
airball… Sorry…
I have an opinion, of course. I have an opinion on everything.
Unfotunately, I have no facts. I say it both ways, I write it “a historian,” and I have no clue which is more correct.
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“Neither of you IS a grammarian.”
Renee, being a smartass.