Greetings from the Land of the Lost

Hi. It’s me.

I’m not as prolific as I used to be, but I’m still here. As a matter of fact, your humble narrator just got broadband, baby, not to mention a brand new apartment. I don’t know how this will effect my lurk to post ratio, but I do know that as far as broadband is concerned, I’m in the dark.

I’ve been on dial up so long, most of the cool stuff was always just beyond my reach. No more. No download is too big – bwaahhahahhaaa.

So what I need is suggestions … where should I go on the net that would have been torture through a modem but cranks ass through RoadRunner.

And while we’re at it, I was planning to downloa… I mean legally buying some songs. This has nothing to do with any sort of illegal file sharing software of anykind :wink: but let’s just say I would entertain suggestions of tunes to be had.

Just, you know, when you got the time … carry on.

How are Marshall, Will and Holly doing?

Ever clear up the problems of all those g*ddam Sleestacks in yer basement?

I keep tellin’ ya—use Black Flag!
Put out traps!
Do you listen? Naaah.

It’s that damn Cha-Ka that keep pissing me off.

Hey it’s Cape-man back! Just the other day I was thinking I hadn’t seen any posts from you recently. Glad to see you.

Last I heard, they were on a routine expedition.

How about:
“Superstitious:” two versions-Stevie Wonder and Stevie Ray Vaughn

Consider them downloa… I mean bought. And thank you for being the first person to repond with something helpful.

(“Land of the Lost” – what was I thinking?)

Hey, I find that attitude towards my brothers and sisters to be extremely racist and uncalled for.

:slight_smile:

Slee

You? Back on the SDMB?
Thought you got busted for pedaling bogus Pylons. :wink: :smiley:

That was a bad rap. The MAN™ had it out for me 'cause I’m a 'stak man. I don’t know how those Pylons got in my pocket. Hell, they aren’t even my pants, a friend loaned them to me 'cause my ex-girlfriends fiances best friend took my pants to the pawnshop 'cause he thinks I sniped his blunts. Man, I don’t touch blunts man.

Man, gotta go see my PO man.

Slee

What, Jack? Did you get all of the German Scheiss porn already?

Since when do Sleestack wear pants?
Or anything else, for that matter? :confused:

Well, it is a limited market.

Once you’ve seen “Helga’s Cleveland Steamers” a few times, you’ve pretty much seen them all.

I guess my joke didn’t come off the way I meant it to. I actually thought it was somewhat funny but I guess I was wrong. It was meant as parody of ‘Cops’.

Slee

Todays’ songs:

“Hazy Shade of Winter” either Simon & Garfunkel or the Bangles.

“While My Guitar Gently Weeps” The Beatles.

“Kashmir” and “The Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin.

psst, Jack, see the e-mail button? :smiley:

Actually, I was always hoping the whole family would be eaten by…anything!