Listen, I don’t want to alarm anyone - but I think it’s clear where the writers are going on this show. Meredith dies, goes to purgatory, sees her mom on the way to heaven and comes back?! Meredith is going to convert and become a born-again Christian! I mean, think of the possibilities:
(1) It will put a strain on her relationship with Derek. Not to mention denying him the freshly living nookie - that will make for good TV! Plus, she can harp on and on about maybe moving the trailer closer to church. Ah, conflict!
(2) She and Christina can fight about it. They will pull apart giving us plenty of drama and opportunity for that big, season-ending reconciliation.
(3) She can get in trouble for trying to convert patients or foist her beliefs down their throat. I mean, how many gay patients have we had on this show, and the doctors have always been too professional to say “Sir, you have cancer. Of the soul.” (Please - don’t lynch me - satire. Satire.)
(4) We can finally have the big GA abortion special where we resolve the whole issue. I mean who doesn’t want to see Izzy, Christina, Meredith, Derek, Addison, Alex and the whole gang individually arguing and trying to counsel some poor girl who wants an abortion. Of course, Derek (as the neurosurgeon) would be the guy who gives abortions at Seattle Grace - so Meredith would threaten to break up with him if he did it. And the Chief can counsel him, “I gave plenty of abortions on my way to becoming chief.”
(5) She can convert Izzy - who’s clearly missing something in her life. Then they can stampede all over the free clinic handing out “literature.” Ah, a militant Christian Izzy. That sounds great.
(6) There are ample opportunities for her to condemn all the promiscuous sex-outside-of-marriage. 'Nuff said.
(7) There could be a new preacher / love interest - that would keep the triangle with Meredith + Derek + Other Guy alive. Or maybe we could bring back Chris O’ Donnell who she runs into AT CHURCH! OOOOooh, that’s good stuff.
(8) It would give Addison a good reason to go somewhere else and make her new spin-off.
(9) More biblical overtones to the voice-overs. Instead of Meredith piping “Miracles happen everyday. They’re all around us.” She could say something like “In the book of Job, the Lord writes ‘I put on righteousness, and it clothed me: my judgment was as a robe and a diadem. I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.’” Much more dramatic.
(10) Scores of opportunity for Bailey to say “Oh… hell no.”
Whaddayaguys think? Pull in more viewers from the Red States, no?