Gross Things You've Done in Public?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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With cheers to Amazon F. Goddess’ thread about strangers committing gross things in public.

Mine was when I was 16 and suffering from terrible cystic acne. I had the mother of all volcanic-side-of-nose zits (the underground kind with roots wrapped around the orbital socket) and was standing in line at the bank. I was a picker and a squeezer and had been teasing this zit from Hell for about a week. As I stepped up to talk to the teller I gave the zit what I thought would be a surreptitious and non-productive squeeze but to my surprise (and the bank teller’s, I’m sure) it burst and sprayed about 1/4 cup of pus and slime on the little teller window :eek: .

I withdrew all of my meager money earned from babysitting from my account and never went back to that bank again.

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After an evening of drinking too much, I barfed on the walkway leading into a Denny’s restaurant. For some reason a couple that came along a few minutes later decided they were not hungry.

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I also have a Denny’s-related-gross-thing-that’s-been-done-in-public. It wasn’t me, though. I was in LA a couple of years ago for the Rose Bowl. My friends and I got picked up by a shuttle at our hotel and were just on our way to the game. Not two blocks down the road, my buddy asked the driver to pull over, opened the sliding door and projectile vomited the previous night’s Moons Over My Hammy all over the sidewalk. Or maybe it was a Grand Slam…