Okay, so band names are getting old. What about names for books we dont’ want to read?
Boy, if this were LAST year’s Big Brother house, that perky rag-doll-headed girl would have body-waxed Bunky ages ago, and EVERYONE would be schtupping Hardy . . .
You mean Brittney? (god, why do I know that). The Bunkmeister’s body hair never bothered me until they shaved BB2 into it.
“The Bunkmeister’s body hair never bothered me until they shaved BB2 into it.”
—PLEASE tell me you just made that up . . .
Is memory failing me (again), or did they seem a bit more civilized? Actually, I had a secret crush on Miss what’s-her-state with the perennial shiny lip gloss. She and Julie tug at my heart.
Oh, Eve! There’s so much you’ve apparently missed…
Allright, I made that up. His body hair doesn’t bother me, in fact it’s kind of a turn-on. I usually go for more of the bear type, but any port in a storm. Oh wait, I shouldn’t have said that. That’s okay, I’ll just email the mods and have them edit this post and delete that.
Huh? What? Oh, You mean the part about the shaving? That dear Eve is true.
Yep, about the shaving. In fact, most recently, he’s had someone shave circles into the rug on his back. Like a target. A bulls-eye. Get it?
I just watched BB2 tonight for the first time, and I can’t believe what a whiny little snivelpuss Bunky is! He whines, “I feeeel guil-teee!” just because he made $5000 bucks and the housemates have to eat PB&Js for 4 days. So fucking what? If he wants to feel bad, he should regret he got a lowball offer. He acts as if the other people are his friends instead of competitors. He should be making the other people feel like they are his friends, but only as part of an overall strategy. The only goal he should have is to get the prize. What a pathetic little weakling.
in which Bunky didn’t get his spine back!
I was impressed. Watching last night’s show I was sure Bunk-o-rama was going to ball his eyes out when he was offered the money. But he held his own and only looked worried. Of course after he won the money the water works started to flow in the Diary Room.
I can’t wait to see him self-destruct. You know he’s going to crack and confess that he got the money. Granted it may have been crafty editing, but after the contest was over last night, Bunkster was the only one not bitching about the thing. Hmmm, everyone is pissed off about the PB&J except Bunky, why would that be?
Ewwww . . . They really DID shave a bullseye on him!
Maybe you and hardygrrl should form a support group;)
I think it’s all just a big act.
I can envision Bunky (we usually refer to him as “Binky”) making it to the final two, sitting in front of the jury and pulling a Usual Suspects-esque transformation.
The homosexuality, the constant blubbering, all just an act. His real name is Vic (as in Vic Ferrari) he has a complete harem of babes, a cool motorcycle and a swanky beachfront house. In real life he is a ruthless stockbroker who makes grown men tremble just upon the mere mention of his name. I can see him winning the money, pulling out a big cigar and saying “You guys were just tooo easy.”
…Well, I think it would be cool.
At last measurement, the liquid level in Bunky’s tear bucket stood at half an inch (with several episodes to go). The real question now becomes not who will win the half million, but will Bunky be able to reach the inch mark before all is said and done. Stay tuned and keep your Kleenexes handy.
I thought it was pretty funny that Hardy was as PO’d as he was. He was just pissed because he lost the $7,500!
And his speech at the end of last night, basically saying that anyone who sold out was pathetic. Um, excuse me, Hardy, but you sold out, too, remember? You’re just mad 'cuz Binky got the money, not you.
I am actually ashamed to admit I watch BB2. It’s like a train wreck; I just can’t help myself.
The whole premise of the show is so bad (make people live together, become friends, watch as they stab each other in the back to win) I can’t understand why people want to be on it.
The bits where they show various houseguests run back and forth saying, “You know what she said about you?” and “Wait till I tell you what he said about you” is so Junior High.
And yet, I keep watching.
Do they get any money just for being on the show, other than the $500,000 prize? I heard somewhere that they do get a stipend each week they stay in the house, but if they voluntarily leave they don’t get it. Anyone know if that’s true?
{Just FTR, I like PB&J. I woulda sold out at $2,500!}
I flipped through the channels last night and watched a few moments of BB2 last night, till it got too unbearable or Hardy put his clothes back on. I loved all the weepy messages-to-home, and and I actually DID like the fact that CBS referred to Greg flat-out as Bunky’s “husband,” and didn’t get all coy about it (Bunky ruined the whole effect by a-weepin’ and a-wailin’, of course).
The silliest hamster right now is button-eyed “evil doctor” Will, who seems to think of himself as a James Bond villain, when he’s really just a babe in the woods. He loooooves his image of being a bad boy, all laser brains and lies and schemes. Wait’ll he gets out in the real world and the actual sharks eat this baby boy alive . . .
Will is just like the Michael character that used to be on Melrose Place (yes, I used to watch it to. SHUT UP!)
You know - good looking, Dr., scheming, not to bright.
Its erie, really.
Ahhhh . . . It all makes sense now: Will used to watch “Melrose Place,” too . . .
Not that sure about the ‘not too bright’, though. I’ve gained respect for Will as a schemer over the episodes. There’s one BIG obstacle on his road, though, in the person of Hardy who’s made it a personal crusade to eradicate ‘Chilltown’ from the map.
If Will makes it all the way through, it will either be a tour de force or a monument to his housemates’ stupidity.