Grow Your Own Viagra!

[Squink]

Winter-Flowering Heather:

A chance discovery by a Berkshire allotment-holder that a plant widely available in garden centres has the same effect on men as Viagra has been confirmed by experts at one of the world’s leading botanical institutions.

The plant is winter-flowering heather, and botanists at the Royal Botanic Gardens, Edinburgh, many of them heather experts who have recognised the source of its active ingredient, now expect it to be the next must-have plant in British gardens. Demand is already high. Nurseries and garden centres in some areas are having trouble finding sufficient supplies as word spreads of the plant’s unexpected properties.

Plus Booze!

From the limited amount of information available, it is suggested the Viagra-analogue is best extracted by steeping the detached small flowers in neat alcohol.

Can a spam deluge be long from coming?

[Sage_Rat]

Wow, that stuff is going to come under government restriction before you can say “Shiver me timber.”

assuming it wasn’t April 1

[Canadjun]

Hmm… Might want to check the date of the article.

[The_King_of_Soup]

Joke or not, there’s no denying the felicitous relevance of the phrase “Grow your own” in this context.

[jjimm]

I found another article about this dated March 31st.

::Goes off to garden center::

(Actually, I think I need something that does the opposite.)

[Encinitas]

What does it say about me that I thought the title of this tread was “Grow Your Own Vagina”?

[danceswithcats]

@Encinitas

What does it say about me that I thought the title of this tread was “Grow Your Own Vagina”?

Picking wild ones can get a fellow in a great deal of trouble!