Here in the UK we have a TV series where celebrities of a certain age grumble about how the modern world isn’t to their liking.
In that vein, I am fed up with how I am impeded from progressing, in a statesman like manner, at my chosen speed along the pavement/sidewalk. There are two main ways in which I am obstructed:
People who attach themselves to each other horizontally, creating a barrier. I propose that if more than two people wish to do that, they should be made to buy a license.
People who clump together to have conversations. They should be made to buy a pedestrian parking permit, and to position themselves in the allocated bays.
Simple.
What gets your goat?