The fine thing with boards like this is that nothing is hidden. The old threads are still there, all you need to do is to find them!
Try the search button! It is very useful to find old threads.
(Admittedly you will find more threads with sly references, than actual questions.)
The deal is that there is a kind of question that is generally frowned upon here in GQ, and that is riddles / wordplay / etc.
Some people have posted the age-old riddle
For a taste of what you might expect as replies to that question, read some of this thread.
[sup](I must admit that I do feel a bit guilty for answering this. Not only am I a relative newbie, but I also think this thread deserves to sink to the bottom of the list quickly.)[/sup]
And because I think it’s mean to make people feel like they’re on the oustide, here’s a couple more for you:
"Hi Opal!" - this arose way back in the days of the AOL message board when a poster named OpalCat complained that lists should always contain more than two items. To remedy this, a lot of people who only had two items on their lists would add “Hi Opal!” as the third item on their list thus:
Jam made of twigs
A small decorative bowl
Hi Opal!
This mutated so that the third item on any list, no matter how long it was, is customarily “Hi Opal!”. This has worn off in recent times, and it’s a little old now.
There are some legendary posters that I think it’s good (not to mention amusing) to do a search for. For starters, you might want to do a search on MarkSerlin and Jack Dean Tyler - two renowned loonies that are referred to quite often.
These are the first things that came to mind. Anything else, don’t be afraid to ask. Some people might roll their eyes, but we’ve all got to learn somehow.
And you’ll occasionally see the word “manny” instead of “many”, or the phrase “manny peoples”. This was a phrase some nitwit years ago used very often.
I guess this would be as good a time as any for me to thank someone who, a few months ago, very calmly explained the “-gry” riddle to me. I don’t remember who did it, but bless your soul for not flying off the handle and condemning me to the fiery pits of Hell! Honestly, if I had gotten yelled at for asking that question (which, at that point, I had no clue I wasn’t supposed to do), I might have gone away and never come back. Thank you, mystery Doper, for explaining the “-gry” joke to me! A thousand kisses to you!
“Cow orkers”. Yet another joke that started (somewhere) as a misspelling, and has subsequently appeared in Dilbert (although I doubt Scott Adams was the first to use it) and of course on this MB.
Don’t ask me how one “orks” a cow, and don’t tell me if you find out…
Consider yourself fortunate. I tried to express my gratitude for the same thing, but was called a moron for having brought it up. And this was by a moderator for whom I had a lot of respect.
One must, of course, note that the Fathom list of inside jokes dates back to the AOL days of this board, and has little to no relevance now. Most of the inside jokes from that page that are still widely remembered are misremembered: The only reason that “manny” stuck around was that most folks thought it was a reference to manhattan, and most of those who have even heard of “He Who Must Not Be Named” think it’s a reference to Phaedrus. References to felching used to be quite common a year ago or so, but I haven’t seen the word here for months. “Hi, Opal” also seems to be on the decline, though it’s still seen occasionally.