GTA4 Funnies

The Game Room
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One particular NPC I encountered had a day that went from bad to worse. He was stopped in traffic and I stole his car. Sometimes I’ll pull onto the sidewalk and stay still for a few minutes to see what the victim will do.

This time, he watched me for a few seconds and then started running to the opposite side of the street into oncoming traffic. He was knocked to the ground by a taxi. As soon as he got to his feet, the taxi started moving again so he jumped backwards into the other lane and was knocked down by a police car. He got up again and started limping slowly away. The police car pulled up onto the sidewalk to drive around him and hit a light post that fell right onto Mr Worst Day Ever.

Poor guy.

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I found out I could create a car bomb by selecting a grenade while driving and holding the LB down until it explodes.

I managed to recreate the scene from Planet Terror where the helicopter blades grind up the zombies.

A good way to get rid of an annoying date is to ride around with her smashing your car into stuff until it catches fire. Then just drive full speed at a traffic jam and jump out.

Stealing a police armored SWAT truck and going on a rampage is always funny.
Conan also had some pretty funny ones: