Guaranteed hot-button issues on message boards

On just about every message board, there are certain topics that almost always seem to result in long, ugly threads, often culminating in thread closings and/or bannings. From what I’ve seen here, on the board I run, and a few others I visit, some of those topics include:

  • The desirability of overweight women (“People should be free to be attracted to whoever they want” vs “People who aren’t attracted to large women are shallow,” “One shouldn’t let society/peer pressure determine who they find attractive”, “What’s on the inside is what’s important, not what the person looks like”, etc.)

  • Circumcision

  • Picky eating (“I really can’t control it” vs. “It’s all in your head”, “Quit being a child”, etc.)

  • Flaws in the Linux operating system that hinder its acceptance among the general public (Regular users pointing out strange program names, awkward program interfaces, unintuitive directory structure, etc. vs geeks who proclaim its security, their love for command line interfaces, and their hatred towards Bill Gates)

  • SUV ownership SUVs (predictable response: tens of people chiming in to defend their SUV ownership by claiming they use them to pull large horse trailers up winding mountain roads every weekend.)

What are some of the other forum hot-button issues out there?

Well, based on what I’ve seen here at the SDMB, two more would include:

– Cellphone use in cars

– Tipping

Here, 0.999… is a very hot-button topic. And the Monty Hall problem can generate a lot of heated debate. Issues like that are much more seriouis than the existence of God, or the Iraq War.

Religion: (‘I believe’ vs ‘only an idiot would believe without FACTS’)

Discrimination disguised as religion or ‘national security’ issues:
homosexuality (“God hates gays”) Islam (“all Muslims want to kill everyone so we have to Look Out for them”) versus voices of reason.

The abortion debates always get quite lively.

Anything cenered around 'faith based issues" like ID vs Evolution, or the “morality” of the gay marriage question.

Anything involving personal taste and: movies, TV shows, books, theater, or any other form of entertainment.

Any and all sports, and those who hate, mock, and pity those who play.

Airplanes and treadmills.

Not just the desirability of overweight people, but the topic of overweight and weight loss in general. IE: It’s easy to lose weight by eating fewer calories than you expend.

Cats. As in, “fluffy snoogy woogums!” versus “they are evil and should be drowned en masse, and oh yeah, their owners suck too.”

Pets: Small furry children or just frakkin animals?

Is there a club of people who hate, mock, and pity those who play sports? I want to join, so I can have my fun but without the fighting.
Anything about sex and the morality of the circumstances under which one should engage in sexual activity is a hot topic. Along these lines, the definition of love.

Abortion has been mentioned, but I will add “When does life begin?”

Mac vs. PC
PS2 vs. XBox
PS3 vs XBox360 vs Wii
Ford versus Chevy
Hitler
Tailgating
George W. Bush

Two other cat-related train wrecks in waiting:

  • Declawing
  • Indoors / Outdoors

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[li]Steam engine vs. internal-combustion engine[/li][li]Chemical drain cleaners[/li][li]Incorrect and/or excessive use of “Hi Opal!”[/li][/ul]

Britney Spears and her crotch.
Weight
Pets

Children - Large less furry pets or just frakkin annoying?

Gun control. Abortion. George W. Bush.

Now if we had a thread about whether guns should have been used to force Barbara Bush to have an abortion while pregnant with George W., it might go on for 1000 pages.

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Illegally downloading a recording of George W. Bush having sex with an overweight woman on an airplane that’s on a treadmill.