A slap with a wet noodle to anyone who can’t figure me out.
(and I only post that 'cause I know no one would ever think to guess MY sign on their own. sob. whatever.)
Scout1222, I’m gonna say Capricorn. Right on the cusp. Then again, I’m guessing that the “1222” in your name is from your date of birth being 12/22. Correct?
And, who can tell what I am?
Nobody could ever guess my sign. Yes, they could. Could not. Could, too. Uh uh. Uh huh! Shut up! No, you shut up.
Rysdad, I am not good at guessing signs, so I am not even going to try with the hint you gave (I don’t know any of the signs characteristics, like Stoid). Anyway, I am not a virgo. Here is a hint. My birthday is very soon. 
I know what SD is! I know what SD is! Nah! Nah!
Ok, well your little bit of wit showed that you’re a Gemini(split personalities arguing). But it reminded me of something a friend of mine did. Here’s the setup. This friend is an artist, we met through other friends playing Magic: the Gathering. About a year ago I visited his new place for the first time since we both graduated from college. He had gotten a job teaching art at one of the local middle schools and his house is filled with different artworks he and his artistic wife have created. The centerpiece is an abstract sculpture made entirely of pull-tabs from cola cans. It stands about four feet high and is composed of about two thousand tabs wired end-to-end. It’s really wacky. Anyway, one of the funniest things he used to do was draw little things for us all while we were playing. He would decorate our card-boxes and doodle on napkins. Ren and Stimpy knock-offs, all kinds of things. When we were in High School(we all were when we met) we were all major geeks. Academic teams, math clubs, theatre, choir, everything. One of our favorite things to do was discuss weighty matters of philosophy over an all-night game of Magic(When I was in college I met one of the department secretaries whose son played Magic as well. I asked her what she thought of it, seeing as some people think it is a demonic game and all. She said “Well, at first it kind of creeped me out. Staying up all night playing with those cards at a friends house, talking about and reading about them all the time. I mean the kid is 19 years old, is this normal? Then I thought about it a little more and remembered what I was doing at his age. I think it’s a great game.” 
)
Here is the punch line. Lee(that’s my friends name) has a debate trophy on his mantle. It is about ten inches tall with a four-inch man standing at a podium as it’s figurine above a large (about 13" by 6") wooden plaque. The man has one arm outstretched in a pretty standard debate gesture. Lee had created a speech bubble for this little man on the plaque below him. It said
No, YOU shut up!!!
Steven
Hmmm, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries, Leo… my, my, my. Such interesting guesses. I wonder if any of them are right?
Esprix
ladyfoxfyre is a capriporn, i’m betting.
Oooh, oooh, oooh! I know yours, Esprix! Do you mind if I say it?
:eek:
I’m glad I’m not!
Oh, come on Ginger, we all know that you wouldn’t mind a bit. 
J/K. Anyway, welcome to the SDMB, come-to-the-party-mate! Hope you enjoy your stay and it looks like you broke the ice quite nicely.
Bingo **
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Really? Cool. 
My sign is No Cell Phones Beyond This Point
Guess me, hehehehehe. And those Doper who know when my birthday is or my sign (Crunchy Frog, True Pisces, blur, dlgirl and Manservant Hecubus) are banned from playing.
Let’s see… Gemini and snake for DJ. Am I right?
So, who can guess me? A promise not to flame you to whoever can on the first try.
First tell me how you think you know it, then perhaps we will allow you this honor.
I’m holding out for whoever can guess my Chinese zodiac year.
Esprix
Weeeeelllll…You said where you were going for your birthday, and it is where I wanted to go for my birthday (well, I can’t get in to the exclusive place but…) and you told us when. Oh, and I think I remember you replying to a birthday thread. I have that good of a memory for mundane things like that.(Now if I can only remember the classes I go to. )
Rooster, I’m guessing.
Honey, that’s already your sign… Just ‘cause it’s not hangin’ above you at the moment doesn’t mean all us Doper Wimmins don’t know you’ve got it!
Then again, it was my sign first, wasn’t it??
Oh, and Esprix? I think I know your Chinese sign, too. So you better figure out if I can answer your question. Or else…oh, I don’t know, but please? I wanna say it.