Turbo guesses Rooster.
Alright, I’ll give. dlgirl, do the honors, and I’ll confirm (hopefully you’re right).
Esprix
I’m a Leo-Dragon. 8-4-76. Once when I was in a Barnes and Noble’s looking through the books, they had one that crossed the signs like that. I quote:
That, my friends, is how you sell a book.
DaLovin’ Dj
More so than you know sweetie, more so than you’ll ever know.
BTW, no one’s guessed me yet. Where’s ShibbOleth to tell me if I’m right or not?
I wonder if anyone can guess mine - I have two, actually. I was born on the cusp. But I bet you’d have to know me in person to get it right.
I think Esprix is an Aquarius.
DaLovinDJ - I so would have guessed Leo.
I think Uke Ike is a Sag.
I bet Eutychus is a Cancer.
Collinsbury has to be a Libra.
And Wildest Bill - most definitely an Aries.
SuaSponte - definitely a fire sign. Scorpio, maybe?
LuxFiat - I think…a Virgo. (He told me once, but I cannot remember for sure.)
Nah chillen, Miss Sarah be done for now. Tune in tamara for summah.
I am going to guess that Esprix is a Taurus, just because. I don’t know anything about astrology, but I think it would be totally cool if I got it right 
Nacho4Sara - you are right about Esprix. And he is a monkey. 
Some serious guesses this time:
Lsura - Virgo
GingerOfTheNorth - Taurus
ladyfoxfyre has to be an Aquarius
Arden Ranger - Capricorn
Zoggie - I’m not sure. Either a Virgo or a Libra
dlgirl - I’m putting you down as a Libra too.
The Mermaid - Pisces, she’s got a fishy name.
Dyno Saur - Aquarius.
Okay, Crunchy, than what is my Chinese sign?
You’re a funky monkey, of course. 
Ooooh. He got it!
ummm are you a Leo??
Without looking it up (because I’ve mentioned mine several times before) someone try to guess mine.
dlgirl I already know you know it so don’t guess
Esprix is a Libra… he’s got Libra all over him. He’s adorable, clever, and flirty.
I think Chef Troy is a Taurus.
jarbabyj is most likely a Sagittarius, but could possibly be Aquarius.
I am so not surprised that Scylla is a Leo. Leo men are just awesome. Besides, I’ve always had a crazy, sexual attraction to Leo men… it’s just something 'bout them.
Fine, Nicklz. I know when I’m not wanted.(I know he had to tell me. I would’ve given it away. I am just like a little kid. )
Hmmm…I like that description of a Libra…
dlgirl, Nacho4Sara was wrong.
Y’all guessed Gemini, Scorpio, Aries, Leo, Aquarius, Taurus - already halfway through the Zodiac, but JavaMaven1 got it right - Libra, and to anyone who knows Libras, I am one through and through. (Rising sign is Sagittarius, which is also pretty obvious once you get to know me.)
And nope, I’m not year of the Rooster. At least dlgirl got that one right - I am, indeed, a Monkey. You only know that because you know where I’m going for my birthday.
Esprix
Crunchy, what makes you think I’m a Taurus?
Damn it! I read that as ‘Libra’ and not as ‘Aquarius’. Sorry. I thought that JavaMaven’s post seemed kinda strange, but my brain was somewhere else. [sub]Please believe me. I can even tell you that I offered to meet you at Disneyland for the weekend before my birthday. And if you don’t believe that, just look in the Disneyland thread that you started.[/sub]
I’m a Libra, too… that’s how I figured it out. I actually have 4 other planets in Libra in my chart, so I am sooooo completely Libra it could make your head spin.
Well, since Taurus’s ruling planet is Venus which symbolizes the drive for sensual gratification and pleasure, the leap from that to you is self-evident.
And if you believe that line of bull, I’ve got an autograghed baseball signed by Mother Theresa that can be yours for the low, low price of $500!
I will not reveal my secrets. So did I get it right, or not?