Guess the International Newspaper Headlines if Trump Wins the Election

I prefer the Robot Chicken version of the saying:

Holy fucking ass crackers!

Beat me to it, but I was going to list ten major papers all with the same headline.

Trump L’oeil

Die Vossische Zeitung: “Trump nennt sich Anführer des Reiches und verkündet Ann Coulter Regent für New York. Clinton und Obama verhaftet. Ted Nugent übernimmt die Führung der amerikanischen Armee.”

The Vossische News: “Trump calls himself Head of the Realm and proclaims Ann Coulter Regent for New York. Clinton and Obama arrested. Ted Nugent takes over the leadership of the American Army.”

“American Voters Stupid Again”

Above a picture of a smiling Trump YOU’RE HIRED.

Dubya, all is forgiven.

***“Thanks, Hillary! :smack:” ***

“Trudeau seals border, Canadian Army deployed to stop refugee exodus.”

Chicago Tribune: Clinton Defeats Trump!

Ridicule is displayed over the internet and the news over the misprinted headline.

Canada has already been building a wall for the last nine months.

In the video that follows, the same guy (from this video) is walking in the background, carrying blocks.

:D:D

Fighting ignorance since 1973:
Stick a fork in folks… we’re cooked.

And you thought Brexit voters were dumb!

The Süddeutsche Zeitung’s headline for Wednesday 9 November:

Drumpf uber alles!

“Really, America? Really?

For British/Canadian/Australian/New Zealand papers, perhaps “So long, and thanks for all the fish” or just this.

(This is not a headline, but rather a situation)

You walk into a gas station and find no newspapers.

Folks, the newspaper business has closed for good!

No, lets talk about papers like the Sun. Knowing their reader’s sensibilities and sensitivity to others scamming the system they are likely to go for either:

“Serial groper moves in to publicly funded mansion SHOCK!”

“Ballot winner withdraws “Rigged” claims”

OH FUC (continued on page 2).