Steering wheelless muscle cars?
Cigarettes.
I’ve never seen sunglasses sold in a box.
I’m also thinking it’s not a consumable product, or you wouldn’t have saved the packaging in the first place. And I read “for the life of me, I can’t figure out what the hell they were thinking” to mean the picture has little or nothing to do with the actual product.
So my guess: Wireless router.
A steering wheel. He seems to lack one.
Sunscreen
Very perceptive on all points (although they do sell sunglasses that come in a box – they just sell them for a price that I would never pay for sunglasses, no matter how many lotteries I win). Your guess is incorrect, but your analysis is spot-on.
It seems to me that the manufacturers just chose a random picture of various Americans having fun, and decided that would be in the spirit of their product. Or something.
Either way, I’ll let the guesses run until 5:00 Eastern this evening (24 hours should do it). If no one has guessed correctly by then, I’ll give up the answer.
Jealousy.
Tampons
Web cam.
I was going to say sunglasses too, but since that seems to be ruled out…
…car wax. Or some other car accessory that will make your ride a Babe Magnet[sup]TM[/sup].
Or there’s the old standby: beer.
Wine rack.
Printer cartridge.
A volt meter.
Knitting needles.
I don’t think that’s it.
I’m going caskets.
Huh…interesting. Nope, it’s not a GPS, and it’s not manufactured by that company. Guess they both go to the same “Book Of American Happy Fun Pictures” for their graphics, though.
That IS Ashton Kutcher though, isn’t it? He did modeling before he landed That 70’s Show.
camera?
binoculars?
First thought was Mr. Microphone too.
Then I noticed the steering problem.
So I’m going with Geiger counter.
Shhhhhhhhh, GuanoLad. Don’t tell.
To be precise, a stock-photo company called “Inmagine,” where we see the car is right-side drive.
The product is not going to be anything we see in the picture, that much we can be pretty sure about.
But I do love this:
Computer program: specifically SAT preparation.