Paging Dr Now, paging Dr Now…
Shit must be so much lighter than I thought.
Fine. My first guess was 305# but some scab picking weasel got it first so I’ll go with 304#. Nyah!
And if that fat fuck is 215 and 6’3" then using that system of measurement my 6’2" ass is finally back down to 165#. Yay.
The Independant has an article where, amongst other athletes and actors, they write that Muhammad Ali’s fighting weight against Joe Frazier was 215 and Chris Hemsworth when he did Thor was 215, both being 6’3"
Trump being 215 would also mean he’d lost 28 pounds since his phoney doctor recorded a weight of 243 lbs which as I recall put him marginally below obese - and again that’s if one believes he is anything close to 6’3" - lift shoes or no. I’ve not seen any contemporary pictures of him next to anyone where you’d think he’s anything but a lardass in a tailored suit pushing 6 feet tall.
Of course there are “artists” who portray him shirtless with Hemsworth’s physique and I’m sure they are still at it and people are buying it up. I don’t want to give them ideas but I’m sure a lot of license can make his mug shot look strong & proud. A touch of wizard magic can turn him from King Theoden before to Theoden after Gandalf shakes his staff in his general direction.
What is even the point of recording a height and weight at all, if it’s self-reported and not verified? People being booked for arrest are probably, on average, significantly less honest than the general public, and have an incentive to throw a monkey wrench into the process, so the numbers you get are almost certain to be false. What’s the benefit, to anyone, of writing down false numbers on some form?
Just for fun… what is Trump’s Scrooge McDuck’s weight in ping pong balls?
SPY magazine loved nothing more than “taking the piss” out of Donald Trump way back in the late '80’s and '90’s when he was mostly known in New York, at least, as the guy who was born on third base and lived like he hit a triple.
After his multiple bankruptcies his biggest accomplishment was his cameo in Home Alone 2 which I believe John Hughes later wrote he basically blackmailed himself into as he owned The Plaza and he would make it real difficult to shoot anything in Manhattan if he didn’t get his cameo. I don’t believe Trump had that kind of caché, but what’re you gonna do about it?
The phrase “lulz” hadn’t been coined yet and satire was practically killed when this douchebag became president. I am surprised The Onion is still around.
Hey, it was a rigged game. Nether of us were gonna win.
Didn’t I see a picture comparing him to an NFL player of the same [claimed] height and weight? I thought it was posted in this thread but I can’t find it.
Here’s a link to the Independant article I mentioned upthread. The Independant doesn’t usually have a paywall but often you have to click a couple buttons to see articles so this is via msn:
That was the hilarious aspect of this thread: As soon as it was announced he’d be “self-reporting” or nominating his weight the estimates went from the much more accurate 275-320 range to 165-240.
But inside T****'s head, I’d bet these sarastic comparisons mean that he does have the body of a god (“Even the failing deep state says I look like Thor! Everybody loves me!”) 
Except he would put it in ALL CAPS.
mmm
The Onion asked Americans to guess Trump’s weight.
My favorite:
“He’s 400 pounds, but a lot of that is pus weight.”
mmm
Seen on the interwebs:
215 pounds?
He finally got Georgia to fudge the numbers.
Trump is 6’3" and Obama is 6’1"
Obama only weighs 180 or so. I guess Trump’s story checks out…
Alex Rodriguez is also 6’3" though maybe he’s standing on a phone book.
I’ll bet the shoulders of Trump’s suit and/or overcoat are padded.
Muscle is heavier than fat a bunch of rats swarming about in a suit of human skin.