My orphan socks?
An assortment of promotional pens,some may still work.
Linty Post-It notes.
A remote for a tv you owned five years ago.
Half used tube of KY jelly.
A cigarette lighter.
Picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin back when he had hair.
Ticket stubs.
The mummified remains of Judge Crater?
A nude photo of King Farouk?
A WW2 vintage 88mm Anti-aircraft gun?
The Lost Ark?
Libertarian’s missing sense of humor?
A Bigfoot suit?
Some Bouncing Portzibie?
Some Kryptonite?
Dare I say…
Elvis? :eek:
A cheese grater, some Altoids, Preparation-H, a diaphram, a party baloon saying “Sorry Your Leaving!!” with a picture of snoopy on it, a Black Sabbath 8-track, some fake nails and a picture of Donnie Osmond.
Four fried chickens and a Coke?
:: checking my own drawers, already got one of those, don’t need another. ::
:: checking desk drawer ::
A tube of Prickly Heat?
Fake blood capsules?
A stick of Dynamite?
A Mr. T starter kit?
Chopsticks?
Tiny cars?
Instant cocoa?
A herring?
All my basses that are belong to you?
Nothing, you found nothing in your drawers!
WHEW! Where to begin?
Just what the hell you trying to say, L_C? 
It was KRAIG’s fault, I swear! He was riding shotgun and his skills at navigating S-U-C-K!!!
Not a room really, I have an old nightstand that sits in the corner of my bedroom closet. I don’t use it anymore and haven’t looked in the drawer for a while.
There are 5 separate items, I have chosen one for you to guess.
It mostly depends on the person.
I had to take those once. They make your pee a really cool unnatural shade of bright orange.
Warm? You’re hot girlfriend :D, but keep guessing.
For all the other guesses, the answer is no (you people scare me sometimes. A lot).
Some hints:
It fits in your hand.
There are no movable parts.
It isn’t soft.
You can’t eat, wear, or listen to it.
It isn’t made for sexual gratification, but I guess if you were really creative. . . .
WHEW! Where to begin?
Just what the hell you trying to say, L_C? It was KRAIG’s fault, I swear! He was riding shotgun and his skills at navigating S-U-C-K!!!
Not a room really, I have an old nightstand that sits in the corner of my bedroom closet. I don’t use it anymore and haven’t looked in the drawer for a while.
There are 5 separate items, I have chosen one for you to guess.
It mostly depends on the person.
I had to take those once. They make your pee a really cool unnatural shade of bright orange.
Warm? You’re hot girlfriend :D, but keep guessing.
For all the other guesses, the answer is no (you people scare me sometimes. A lot).
Some hints:
It fits in your hand.
There are no movable parts.
It isn’t soft.
You can’t eat, wear, or listen to it.
It isn’t made for sexual gratification, but I guess if you were really creative. . . .
JAKE!!!
Is it a book? A book with one of those night reading lights? And maybe a bookmark? And maybe some spare batteries? (for the nightlite of course…)
Wazzit:
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- one of those desk toys with colourful liquid inside…but, kinda past its prime, the liquid moves less fluidly, kinda crawls along now, more like a Nickelodeon-inspired gook than a fast-whirling toy?
- knee-high stockings?
- a high-bouncing ball? hopehopehope[/ul]
eep!*
I just previewed and saw Diane’s hints. So, it can’t be #1 on my list. But the description is so purty, I’m gonna let it stay. Hope I’m not disqualified.
- Sounds like the old Macintosh “wild eep.”
Nope, nope, and nope.
Hmmm…
A screw driver?
An old tea mug?
4 miro titer buckets for a Sorval 6044 rotor? (our new centrafuge is usless with out these, and it’s worth a shot)
A hammer?
Nope.
It doesn’t actually do anything.
A trinket from a vacation with an old (or young) lover?
An expired single serving packet of asprin?
A deck of playing cards?
I am obviously not in the mood to work today so Diane I just may guess all afternoon.
Weebles which wobble (yet won’t fall down)? Fisher Price people with peg-like bodies? Your old wisdom teeth? The wisdom tooth of persons unknown? A plastic Oscar the Grouch? A .357 bullet?
Hmm. A stone, taken from a beach or other body of water?
Is its function purely decorative?
Is it man made?
When you say it fits in your hand, do you mean it’s small enough to fit in your hand, or that it’s shaped in a way that fits in your hand?
Is it of one-piece construction?
Is it made to represent some larger object, person, or thing?
Although very far from correct, this is a small step in the right direction. Sorta.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Small enough to fit.
Yes.
Yes.
is it one of those little green army men?
Or an action figure of any sort?