You never know what a simple Google search will turn up these days.
The good news here then is that there was never a Yoko.
So we have a Schrödinger’s Paul?
Is he dead or alive?
Paul’s height differences is right up there with moon hoaxing. Not just in the sheer stupidity, but the exact same type of sheer stupidity.
I for one find it far more likely that cloning technology existed in the 1960’s than that Paul McCartney sometimes wore boots with high heels. Who ever heard of a man in the 1960’s wearing a heeled boot?
PM was very competitive. Sometimes in an irritating way. There were probably some heel booster wars among the three of them. (Ringo was, ahem, above all this).
Note the early photos of 1960-64. In those the four boys had a democratic sense of taking the limelight. That changed, from 65 on John and Paul were the Alphas. Paul in particular seemed to strive to stand out: only black rose, only one barefoot, the one in the trunk, etc.
I’ve had Larouchites tell me that the Beatles were a druggie, no-talent band that British Intelligence and the Tavistock Institute plucked from seedy dive bars in Hamburg and groomed to brainwash the world’s youth and mold them to serve the global elite. John, Paul, George, and Ringo were just actors/mannequins who recited scripts their handlers fed to them and did not play or sing on any Beatles record.
Poe’s Law rules the Universe these days, for sure.
Y’know, before the Web, this sort of thing stayed in the parents’ basement or pot-smoke-filled garret where it was hatched, and maybe, MAYBE a mimeographed folded-paper pocket zine made it to the local altie newsstand.
Now it can spread worldwide and make the world dumber for it. Tim Berners-Lee wept.
Ok, if the Beatles never existed, then where did Jerry Garcia’s really cool Dear Prudence cover come from? Flo and Eddie? All the way down?
Clearly, none of the Beatles songs were written by the Beatles. The Beatles were a no-talent cover “band” that somehow got The Conspiracy to put their names on songs other composers wrote.
Ba-Bing!
That statement is true. Everyone knows The Beatles didn’t play Rock & Roll!
Now I’m starting to question the existence of the Monkees, too.
It The Beatles never existed then The Rutles never existed either. I can’t accept that.
You mean Zeke N. Destroi got suspended for nothing?!? The futility of it all…
There are websites that say Elvis, Hoffa and JFK are alive and well, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster are real and the CIA blew up the WTC and we never landed on the moon, so, this must be true.
After all, it’s on the internet, it has to be true.
What exactly were you searching?
I think it’s so cool to have a message-board like that all to yourself. Or maybe that should all to yourselves. You’re the founder, the only member and the only poster. So cool.
I know I’ve been cloned a bunch of times after looking at all of my old photos. I’m particularly interested in the whereabouts of that dashing 24 year old I used to be 'cause he sure as shit ain’t in the bathroom mirror anymore.
There was Pete Best and Stu Sutcliffe. So “The Beatles” was never always and only John Paul George and Ringo. “The Beatles” is a fraud!
How do they account for the future historical record in the year 3126?