Not wasps, then.
Ants? Butterflies? Drunken sailors, until they’re sober?
That Mayhem dude from AllState.
He’s technically a bear.
I’m retro.
Ooo! What about chipmunks? Beetles? Mice?
How the heck did I miss that? :smack:
The crew of the Mary Celeste?
spiders, lemmings, bees, warthogs
Was it…
…SPIDERS! AGH! KILL THEM, KILL THEM WITH FIRE! NUKE THEM ORBIT, OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
Well, was it?
On preview: damn, a whole lot of people got in here while I was reading that other thread.
Raccoons
Was it D. B. Cooper?
merry cockney urchins - Dick van Dyke
Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart?
Waldo? A flying squirrel? My self-respect?
Beetlejuice?
Where is all this spider hate coming from? Have some of you maybe watched “The Fly” a few times too many perhaps? :eek:
Nope. OK, here is the answer. I’m too busy at work today to 20 question it…
[spoiler]Stink Bugs. Hundreds/thousands of freakin stink bugs. I never saw anything like it. I slammed the flue closed after seeing the nightmarish sight, and a few dozen showered down on my. So many stink bugs that my gf could hear them!
We usually get a few in the house each year and deal with them. My gf likes to collect them by hand and feed them to our hens, who love the taste. I’m trying to figure out if I should climb on the roof and spray bug killer, or just lay a fire, light it, and open the flue at the last second…[/spoiler]
… kayaker …?
Did they get you?
ETA: Dammit! That would have been so much funnier if I had posted two minutes earlier. Now I just look slow. Poop.
My guess: mice.
ETA: EEEEEEEWWWW. I’d prefer mice!
Sadness?