food:
nesquik cereal…yuuuuumm…when I’m in the US, count chocula…
lobster…lots of lobster…and shrimp…
misc
watching dewt whenever he’s bending over…sigh…
there’s that fantasy I have that involves Jeff Martin from the Tea Party …
Judith Krantz novels, People magazine or National Enquirer…during a bubble bath…
movies/tv
anything with Yul brynner or John Saxon in it…ANYTHING…
watching ‘Woodstock’ (1969) once a year…
U.F.C…the Octagon…::shivers::
most enjoyed
cleaning the house when dewt and mini-dewt are out…stereo cranking Grateful Dead…on vinyl at times…you need to have vinyl for some dead…it’s a religious thing…but back to my ultimate pleasure…me clad in a tye-dye, singing and dancing like the madwoman that I am with eyes closed and firmly entrenched in the pretense that I am back at a show…feather duster in hand…
of course, there is not much guilt involved though…
I too, have bologna in my pants. Animaniacs is truly funny.
** INFOMERCIALS **
Good Christ…I must be ill. Hair in a can, Epi Razors and of course…the Ab Roller…one of the nits says… " I leave it lying around the house… people think it’s piece of art!"
And not even the Cosmo-lots-of-sex-type-magazines - I’m talking Suzy Homemaker, Chatelaine-style mags.
I just love these things. The recipes (that I never use), the cost-saving tips (that I mean to implement one day), the fashions from K-Mart…it’s genius.
My wife keeps telling me to stop buying them, since she doesn’t particularily like them anyway. One of these days I guess I’ll have to come clean about my dirty little secret, but until then…Porcupine Meat Balls, anyone? Thumbprint Jam Cookies? Wanna know how to save $200 a year on household cleaners? I’m your man.