First I’ll make the disclaimers… my only camera is my cell phone, and my only room with adequate light for photos is my bathroom. So, please be nice regarding the craptacular picture quality. Also, I’m very much not a gear guy, so apologies in advance for not knowing exact years/models/etc.
Anyway, I don’t name my guitars, but each one has at least a little bit of a story:
Guitar #1 : This was my first guitar, I think I was maybe 10 years old when I got it. It’s a Montoya something or other. When I was in high school, I became briefly entranced with Michael Hedges, so I tried to thread a bass string in to it - as a result, it can no longer support a low E string, and could (I guess) now be considered a 5-string. Ah, the foolishness of youth…
Guitar #2 : Lap steel. Has the name “Challenger” on it, but it looks oh-so-homemade in every way. I picked it up at a yard sale back in the day for $20. It had a great sound, until the pickup stopped working, largely due to the fact that I took it apart and reassembled it. Poorly. (Foolishness of youth X2)
Guitar #3 : Ibanez “RAWK your face off” kind o’ guitar, unsurprisingly obtained when I was in high school. I remember the guy in the guitar shop making me “audition” on another guitar before he let me touch it. Supposedly, they made relatively few of this model with this particular paint job, so it would be worth some money, had it not suffered an extremely unfortunate break in it’s neck during an apartment move several years ago. Not that I could ever bear to sell it anyway…
Guitar #4 : Ovation acoustic-electric. Absurdly light and feels almost like a toy, but has (had?) the best sound of almost any plugged in acoustic I have played. This guitar has travelled across the world with me, has broken completely in half mere minutes before a performance, and also has a big chunk missing from the headstock due to a foolish studio technician. Pretty much unplayable these days, but I still love it.
Guitar #5 : Also Ibanez, but it’s a copy of a (much better) Gibson model. Currently in desperate need of a pickup transplant to get a brighter sound, but other than that, its fantastic.
Guitar #6 : Alvarez acoustic-electric. This is the one that I have with me at (almost) all times. I was prepared to pony up for a much more expensive guitar, but of all the ones on the wall, this one just felt right when I played it. Also, its a jumbo, and since I sing extremely loud, it fits me perfectly. It is the only guitar I had to once get in a fistfight to hold on to, which proves that sometimes people just plain suck. However, it was once lost and then returned to me by some extremely nice folks, which proves that sometimes people are just plain awesome.