And some folks think only modern Hollywood entertainment is violent.
As to the guest idjit of honor in the OP …
If he was really cool, he’d have the docs install an ear stretcher in the hole. That way he would whistle when he runs.
“Edgelords”, you mean?
Another thread has since reminded me that “boogaloo bois” is probably the term I was fumbling for.
@Gray_Ghost if you look at the Vice article that @Snowboarder_Bo linked to, you’ll see how this Facebook group describes itself:
So they’re a bunch of gun owners who are deliberately going out of their way to present themselves as extremely non-responsible gun owners, for the sake of…erm, well for the sake of nothing I guess?
It’s not articles like the ones posted here that are out to make gun owners look bad. This group of gun owners specifically exists to make gun owners look bad.
Ah, astroturfing. As done by idiots. Naturally the Wonkette writer was credulous enough—let’s give them the benefit of the doubt—to assume this group was representative of anyone other than themselves. Which five minutes research would have shown the author.
Just a silly group of people all around.
@LSLGuy, AIUI, the etymology of ‘boogaloo boi’, comes from it being a play on words with the idea of the American Civil War, and the movie, “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.” A sequel that was horrible, ridiculous, and more importantly, no one wanted to see it or have it happen at all. Just like Civil War 2 would be. I would not characterize the idea as having white nationalist/supremacist roots at all.
sounds like his scrotal sack did get a bore through it. His sack indeed got bored.
lobotomyboy63, feel free to use this. I didn’t get registered for this tournament in time to be an official contestant.
The “substitute penis” cracks just write themselves.
Oh my God, you just gave me the best idea: truck nuts for guns! If I can talk someone into taking on the gun nuts idea I’ll make a mint!
When you find yourself shooting off your penis, you really need to stop and examine the life choices that led you to this point.
The substitute is only of worth if it can be used to write those jokes in snow.
No doubt, that’s not the worst decision that idjit has made.
I don’t know. It’s a tough one to top.
Anti-woman indeed. These little Facebook cliques they have of guyz who point gunz at their nutz are the ultimate guyz-only clubs that gurlz can’t join.
And wouldn’t if they could.
Everything about this thread - including the above, for which you have to be familiar with “truck nuts” and oh, my God are those the epitome of 'Murrican machismo - is so 'Murrican it must be surreal to Dopers who aren’t U.S. based to read it all.
'Murrica. Fuck yeah.
It’s surreal to at least one US Doper as well.
You’re late to the show…
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.mKpaaBvO3F46rhteNWK69gHaJg&pid=Api
https://www.amazon.com/Gunsticles-Tactical-Testicles-Mounted-Funny/dp/B06Y4587V9
(blurred to two-click in case of sensitive souls)
“We were doing just Fine with 2A until Dickless here tried to commit suicide with a gun…”
“Is this true…?”
“Yes, this man has no dick…”
< scuffle >
“Well that’s what I heard…”
So what I’m getting here is that this guy is a pretty poor shot, to miss at that close of a range.
Since he probably intended to go shooting on the weekend and instead shot himself on Tuesday I guess we could say he’s got a problem with premature discharges involving precious bodily fluids.