I apologize if I’ve gotten any genders incorrect, please correct me in your round two email (if there IS one!).
Sn-Man bends over to pick up a shiny new sackie he sees lying in the dust. WOOSH!!! A bullet goes flying right over his head!!! As he looks around to find his would-be assassin. . .
Fairy Princess Kitty’s gun trembles as she slowly lowers her arm. The gun drops to the dusty ground as she draws her terminal breath and doubles over in agony from the bullet piercing her heaving chest. . .
. . .the bullet from the smoking gun of lurkernomore, who feels a sharp pain. Trying to find the source, he notices a bullet lying on the ground directly below him, and surely enough, there is a dent in his large belt buckle. He looks up to see. . .
Mega the roo staggering around on the balcony of the saloon. “It’s only noon! She can’t be drunk!” He moves in a little closer to listen. “I [gasp] must now declare. . .that my descendants [wheeze] and the descendants [cough] of Sledman will forever [groan] be locked . . . in an. . . eternal . . . . . .”
Sn-Man, feeling pretty lucky about now, decides to bet his shiny new sackie in a poker game, and to make sure he doesn’t lose it, he hides an ace up his sleeve. “I knows ya’ got an ace up yer sleeve, Sn, it th’ oldes’ trick ‘n th’ book!” says Kat, the dealer. She proceeds to whip out her two six-shooters and pump him full of lead.
So, the death toll for round 1:
[ul]
[li]Sn-Man[/li][li]Fairy Princess Kitty[/li][li]Mega the roo[/li][/ul]
Still alive and shooting:
[ul]
[li]Kat[/li][li]lurkernomore[/li][li]kellibelli[/li][li]Sledman[/li][/ul]
People who have signed up but not gotten me info and who will be dropped from the game if I haven’t gotten it by Saturday evening:
[ul]
[li]Cash Tag (?)[/li][li]Bubba Ray[/li][li]TopazAntares[/li][li]Crunchy Frog[/li][li]Black Knight[/li][li]John Corrado[/li][/ul]
Well, pardners, that’s it for round one. Send me your round two targets any time, but they must be in by Saturday evening.
