Unless you mis-typed the headline, I don’t see where a gun did anything.
People…people who post comebacks before other people…are the most sleepless people in the world…
How come you never hear about any gunwomen?
I’ve got an asbestos fiber. Don’t make me use it.
Hostage situation ends peacefully. During the entire ordeal, apparently, the gun didn’t do anything, whether on its own initiative or due to outside influence.
'Cuz Annie Oakley’s dead.
Pies don’t take hostages.
Okay, yeah they do.
They can have my pie when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Drops a 16-ton weigh on Blackclaw’s head
“First you force him to drop the banana, then you eat the banana, thereby disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!”
The fact that people take hostages is reflected in the MAN part of GunMAN. The man took hostages using a gun. Did you have trouble understanding a compound word, bannerrefugee? It didn’t say “gun takes nine hostages.”
“…We’ve DONE bananas…”
E=MC[sup]2[/sup]
Light always moves at the same speed. That involvement is pretty much a given. So why don’t we just remove this constant from the equation and see what we have left?
Hmm, doesn’t work in this situation either.
[QUOTE=crowmanyclouds]
I hate when peoeple, take people as hostages.
/QUOTE]
How do you feel when guns take hostages? How about antelope?
-Joe
That’s gnus, not guns.
Hmm…outwitted by my own petard?
-Joe
I also hate when antelope take people or peoeple hostage, but when antoeoleoepe take antelope (or peoeple, or people for that matter) hostage, that’s the worst.
Gnus on the other hand, they can take as many hostages as they want, as long as they don’t go off half-cocked!
And they can take both you and rayh hostage for being too fast for me!
Stickman Takes As Many As 9 Hostages
[Black Bart]
Nobody moves or the nigger gets it!
[/Black Bart]
Why would you use an armed crime to defend guns? 
So no gnus is good gnus?