Guns don't take hostages, peoeple do.

rayh · February 25, 2006, 1:01am

Depends if you are taking an antelope hostage.

duffer · February 25, 2006, 1:36am

Or anteleope.

Mr.Blue_Sky · February 25, 2006, 1:53am

Or “peoeple”.

EddyTeddyFreddy · February 25, 2006, 2:13am

Here is the cheurch
Here is the steoeple
Open the doeors
And see all the peoeple

crowmanyclouds · February 25, 2006, 2:29am

This is my rifle! This is my gnu!
This is for fighting! This is for fnu!

Marley23 · February 25, 2006, 3:05am

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, GNUMGNUTS?

El_Kabong · February 25, 2006, 3:39am

Tears of laughter, man, tears of laughter.

Shirley_Ujest · February 25, 2006, 3:45am

What if I take a hostage with a fish?
Just for the halibut.

The_Long_Road · February 25, 2006, 4:31am

Just wait till the bears show up. Number one threat to this nation.

Otto · February 25, 2006, 5:17am

Stop baiting us; I’m getting a haddock.

Marley23 · February 25, 2006, 7:06am

Take a calomel. I’d walk a mile for a calomel…

mamboman · February 25, 2006, 7:18am

The hostage would get Stickholm Syndrome?

mm

Weirddave · February 25, 2006, 3:58pm

Only if they are armed, but I don’t see how we can avoid that; after all, the right to armed bears is in the Constitution.

Futile_Gesture · February 26, 2006, 2:18pm

You have Energy and Mass. Which is the significant part if every other equation also uses C. (They don’t, so your analogy doesn’t really work, does it?)

What’s most significant about the OP? That people are involved or guns?