Gunslinger's 500th post party! Finally!

Hon,

I know what you mean. The mongrel week thing is well and truly underway here atm. I’ve half composed a letter to you, but it keeps coming out as a rant or sounding like an irrational conspiracy theory so I’m yet to send.

If I was there you’d have hours of a full body massage with Tim Tams for you to much on.

starts on the left shoulder-blade but feels bad a cyber-massage may not help

{{{{{{{scotti}}}}}}}

::waves hi to everyone and goes to the buffet::

Mmmm…all you can eat…

Happy 500th!! A few more for me and I get to throw my own party!